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{m}an ass....i snickered cause i said it out loud when i typed it and it sounded

I've said it before but this time I mean it: Perfection.

So hubby convinced me to post a (f)ull topless - but I said it had to be one of hi(m)

The person who sold it to me said it was rare. Paid $50 for it. Worth it?

Someone said it didn't look like I could [F]it a cock in my ass...this is what it

My dealer called it Jack herer or whatever and he said it won cannibus cup 3 times.

I've said it before but I'll say it again, doggy style is my [f]avourite position.

Girl[F]riend sent me a picture of her pleasuring herself. Said it would be a shame

I cant believe we didn't see it coming... it said it right here! [Bleach 540 spoilers]

I think [F]ord said it best.. "She may not look like much, but she's got it

My dealer gave this to me. What is it and how the hell do I use it? He said it was

she likes it but said it's not tight enough

They said it would (F)it my boobs, they were wrong :(

"Hey, it worked! Just like you said it would!"

u/throwawaymcporn said it! I made it into a sign for us to hang over our bed!

My mom just died of cervical cancer. She left something deeply touching to remember

Was quoted at up to $400 for the modeling/printing/shipment of a custom Jewelry piece.

My hubby said it was okay i[f]i posted this here too ? is it worthy?

Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average

I've said it once and I'll say it again: my bathtub is my happy place

You said it won't [f]it, but half of it is buried already. I challenge your cocks

Wi(f)e didn't like this picture, she said it made her look fat. I told her a it's

I've said it before and I'll say it again, what an awful chair..

I generally think that posts without pictures aren't worth it, so I only clicked

Teasing a video I made for my husband's birthday. He's enjoyed it multiple times

This is an animated gif of Putin grabbing Trump by the pussy. It is NSFW because

Let's visit a museum they said. It will be fun they said

Posted on my FB timeline. Mysterious animal hit on a road in Alabama. The person

My wife took this picture and claimed that it was a POV picture. She said "It's

"Go to the spawn island" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

[Humor] "Have children", they said, "it's so beautiful and amazing"

[M/s] my mother said it's okay as long as i pulled it out in time. i think we

6’4 - hate my body shape, don’t like my penis, especially when soft ppl said

(M) like I said it's never no hard feelings I thought it was spam @ 1rst until you

If you want it, take it I should have said it before

Someone said it's 'M' pose, but I hope you like it ;) [oc]

Feelin it’s cute when it remains soft folded by foreskin but someone message me

Posted this on r/ braless but thought it fit here too. The wife said it was too cold

This comic said it was "NSFW", but it wasn't NSFW enough, so I corrupted

The way she said it, it was a challenge. [attitude] [implied] [bratty]

What do you think of girls playing with themselves? I got caught doing it and he

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit

So...I wanted a dildo that had a curve to it, because I find that those designs hit

Anyone know her name? I have a video of her that I got from wallpaper engine on steam,

I thought it was ugly until I showed it to some friends recently & they said

Daddy (F)inally collard me ? He said it was okay to share it ?

I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit

The ‘straight’ boy said it hurt too much, so I pulled out and told him he had

What a day. If I said it was a hard one, would you hold it against me? (f) 39

I bought this weird sword from an antique store, the owner said it could "Solve

They said it's photoshop, no it's not

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