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If I Remember

If you were born in the '70s, you remember this Tupperware.

If I could just remember to change the battery...

Remember? Mini-skirt girl. Free today and (f)eel like having fun with you guys.

If you want your house cleaned well then remember to tip the maid.

REMEMBER FAGETS IF THE DICK IS TOO BIG FOR YOUR MOUTH DONT FORCE IT BECAUSE THAT

Remember me? Here's my ass if you forgot.

Remember, if there are no nipples, it is safe for work.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything

Remember that bugs may have made sweet love on top of the leaves that you are drinking

If you go outside. Remember dat sunscreen

If we run into each other today, remember what I am wearing underneath.

If you're studying anatomy, always remember to take notes.

Remember to pull your pants up if they're sagging!

If you ever stumble across a mushroom in the wild, remember to eat it so you can

If you ever stumble across a mushroom in the wild, remember to eat it so you can

If your head gets cut off, remember to try and grab a medkit in those 5 seconds you

If you ever feel out of place, just remember that PornHub has a SFW section (somewhat

If you're ever feeling down in life, just remember there are people low enough in

REMEMBER: It is strictly forbidden for roommates to fool around with each other!

Remember that if i don't cum you don't get my feet after.

Remember /u/idolization? If not, you will now.

Remember kids, if you're gonna lose a piece of duct DO NOT try to save it. NSFW gore.

If you dream about me remember I like it rough ;)

If you dream of me, remember I like it rough ;)

Remember if you're heading to church...

If you dream of me remember I like it rough [F]

Remember, if she can't talk, she can't say 'no'.

Remember if it's cold outside..they're cold too! Bring them in!

if you’re overworked.... always remember a little release can make you feel so

If your sister remembers this in the morning, you're going to prison. [Rape] [Drunk]

Remember that thing you did when you were a kid and if you wanted something you licked

remember, if you sissies had pubes like this your clits would disappear

If any of you remember this, just know it still exists. Link in comments.

(REMEMBER) HOW TO GOON: 1,2, Edge-those-balls-blue 3,4, Balls-full-and-sore 5,6,

If you unfortunately choose to leave the island, remember to take home a souvenir

Remember guys, if you don't what the source of a picture or gif is use.... (Brie

Remember: IF you can resist cumming in my hand, THEN you get to go in my pussy. I'm

Remember me ? I’ll be taking two types of requests going forward. 1.You can send

remember everyone. social distancing is to keep the length of a coffin between you

If you’re deemed essential, remember to wear protection...??

Remember, if you eat hair out of the shower drain, that shit does not digest.

Remember, everyone! (Note: 40K is an acceptable substitute, but only if you AdMech

Remember to spread love today. I'm happy if I made someone's day brighter. (f)

If you ever dream of me remember I like it rough ?

If you dream of me, remember I like it rough

Remember, the other side isn't evil - they can be reasoned with if you use the right

If you ever feel dumb, remember that at least one person on this Earth tried playing

If you still remember how it feels to cum, you have not been locked long enough ?

Remembering the time I tried to stuff this in my preggo pussy! I wonder if I can

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