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Instead of a cock shot, how about {m}y ass?
Instead of studying for my final, lemme post a pic
Instead of going to church - I'm chatting on yahoo.  Check my other posts for username.
Instead of the football ga(m)e, look here! First timer
Instead of (f)ocusing on how shittily I drew Rudolph, lets focus on how horny the
instead of taking a nap....
Instead of watching futbol I decided to have an afternoon wank
Instead of baby heads heres some penises
Instead of learning...
Instead of cleaning [m]y room...
Instead of a sign "No Swimming" I've got a better idea...
Instead of carding Celina they decided to do something else
Instead of visiting me directly, I usually flock to this sweet fowl whenever I need
instead of this thong your cock will be here [f]
Instead of doing paperwork I'm showing off, wanna help postpone paperwork?
Instead of lurking around forever, I decided to contribute to a sub-reddit. What
Instead of stroking I'm working
Instead of glasses can we call them "sexy eye protection [f]rom wayward body
Instead of going to church today, just whip out that cock, apply some lube, and edge
Instead of titty tuesday.. How about Taco Tuesday..
Instead of titty Tuesday how about a terrific shape tueaday ;)
Instead of titty Tuesday how about a terrific shape tueaday ;)
Instead of looking why not join me? Pm open
Instead of phone sex, radio head
Instead of just looking how about you pm me, watch me play with it ;)
Instead of just looking, pm me and let's chat ;)
Instead of just looking, pm me and lets see where it goes ;)
Instead of staring, pm me and lets get off together
Instead of just staring, pm me and lets get off together
Instead of tits, upvote my keyboard
Instead of on/off, how about soft/hard?
Instead of just staring, come over and stroke me ;)
Instead of just looking, come over and stroke me ;)
Instead of just looking, come over and stroke me ;) pm open
Instead of just looking, why not come play with my big cock? ;)
Instead of saying sorry, she does this. will it work ?
Instead of carving turkey breast, maybe carve a femboy butt?
Instead of a titty drop, how about a nipple pop?
Instead of fireworks, who wants to make me shoot a load to start off the new year?
Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?
Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you
Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?
Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ? [F]
Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?
Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ? [F]
Instead of just watching me from there, why don't you come and undress me, hm?
Instead of going into work let’s just stay in
Instead of going into work let’s just stay in
Instead of playing games, you could be playing with these