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Kids Today

This happened today. Always practice safe sex kids!
My kid got bit by a dog today. He seemed inconvenienced by the whole thing.
I lost my childhood best friend today. I visited the very same spot we went fishing
Public bondage: Today I required her to leave the house in her chest harness. She
I’ve been called a milf like four times today but I don’t actually have any kids.