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i just found out it's my cakeday and i have no idea if this is appropriate or will

So that kid who was harassing me and calling me a buyer wanted to join my guild,

not sure if kid trolling me or is a genuine idiot

Bikini mal[f]unction. Oh who am i kidding? Its functioning just fine for what i want

Handing me a receipt in our Hotel room this afternoon. 41 years old, and three kids.

Tell me how HOT and SEXY I am...(just kidding...HUMILIATE THE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA

I feel like The Boss is staring at me! (45/3 kids)

Are you freaking kidding me?? Check this out folks. This is the world we live in

For the guy I saw staring at me at the grocery store earlier while I was in my yoga

This picture haunted me for a long time when I was a kid. It's from a dutch children

Quick, the kids are napping so hurry over here and creampie me! [31F]

When the kids are napping, I often wish I had a neighbor who could come right over

When the kids are napping, I often wish I had a neighbor who could come right over

When the kids are napping, I often wish I had a neighbor who could come right over

(M) come holla at me bro Rachel gone tell you and yo girl everything from all the

(M) but come holla at me bro frfr so we can sit down about this like I said me and

(M) Man IDC if y'all expose us that just mean y'all was watching me.whole time I've

(M) call who ever this is when I start getting ass messages they sent this number.

Fuck you! ... I’m totally kidding. I think what I mean is [f]uck me ;)

(M) sorry Meg tell my kids I love them and I told you also If somthing happen. To

Indoor recess all day means the kids are going to be crazy... Wish me luck [F]

She just sent me this from the mall. 44 years old, 3 kids, and my dream girl.

Time to run pick up the kids now. When I get back its bed time for them and play

(M) IDGAF WAT SHE DO NO MORE IM SINGLE. You took me away from home for nothing my

(M) Im yours ok work on your mental baby. You stuck in the past. If you cant tell

(M) tell her she can have the truck too its at the beach. All I ask is let me see

My kids babysitter told me she has a naughty reddit. Been trying to find it.

(m) Her best friend Jordan, and John, stole from me birthday gift 24k necklace SmH.

When I was younger a kid at school made fun of me by calling me "four eyes"

I'm still a theater kid, meet me in the pews during lunch?

I’m done having chad’s kid now I want a nice guy to be friends with Chad’s

29F mum of 3, im 4'9ft. Cock, spit, tribute me. I need it after the day the kids

Pic of the mom of a kid I used to bully in highschool. I picked her up on tinder

Momma wants some attention from his kids! Where are my Boys? Come here and give me

Momma wants some attention from his kids! Where are my Boys? Come here and give me

Would you breed me after two kids?

(F) 21, 5'8'', 135 lbs, I got called a "butterface" a ton in high school.

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked

Come leave your kids in me. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on

If we bumped into each other at my kid's soccer game would you take me home and pound

MMC after a kid trying out a gun shoots me

Told my FWB I'd babysit his kids, so he left them with me at lunch

Wifey took the kids to school and went to work leaving me all alone with this hard

This flower dress make me fell like a kid [drop]

You have got to be kidding me. And this is how they are selling their clothes.

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