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DOONESBURY, December 1st, 1984 -- What if one day my kid wakes up in a country run

Turns out it was just my kid.

CHECK OUT MY KID, FAGETS! IT'S A BOY!

Screw you NotBane, my kids are getting an extra 10 mins before bedtime because of

As a parent, just relieved to find out this is not my kid!!!

I now squat 155lbs. Going for 165 this Sunday. (F)uck yeah! I teach my kids, strong

Can't wait to come home to see my kid

I've been telling my kid sister to try this for a while now, and today I finally

The babysitter is great with my kids!

Helmet saved my kid's life! LPT: if you can't afford helmet, at least make helmet

I spank my kids when they're naughty... but who's going to spank me? (F)

I'm not as tight as i used to be... i blame it on the hard (f)ucking and my kids

I spank my kids when they're naughty, i guess i deserve the same right? (F)

Got my kid a puppy..

Cutie at my kids trampoline park

I didn't know full nudity was allowed on Facebook. I don't need this as I'm scrolling

Me teaching my kid how to play RL

I read James Joyce to my kids every night

Congrats fellow teachers! Summer is here and my kids can kiss this!

Snuck a boob shot at my kid's soccer practice

''I 'm done with partying! I m rdy to settle with a good man who has a good job and

I told my kids that the power washer was NOT a toy. Also me:

Took a field trip with my kids to Learn about the human body! Dear God...

Ordered some stickers for my kids from AliExpress, and found this gem amongst them.

[NSFW] Just trying to buy my kid a Supersoaker when . ..

Also since ppl are asking, here is a picture of where my kids came from :) [f]

I Want Her to Have My Kids

I can’t (f)igure out why my kids don’t want to come to the beach with me

45 F Married mom looking for some BBC fun after dropping my kids can host in LBC

M/30/5'10" [225 lbs > 205 lbs = 20 lbs] December '19 -> March

Ana De Armas can have my kids

You *have* to like my kids

"Dating is like a claw machine. The prize you want is the hardest to get, but

Put my kid to sleep early so i can play ?

Let's try not waking my kid up baby

Walked my kids to the bus stop wearing nothing but this robe today; I caught the

Just took a ball slappin doggystyle pounding while my kids were upstairs. Is that

I dunno if I could handle my kid in this costume.

Made some firecrackers and added some milk duds to them to help get rid of my kids'

Think all my kids friends will call me the Hot MILF Mom?

I couldn’t bear to give this cheezie to my kid.

[38] I've got a few hours to fill after I drop my kid off at school. Hop in?

Shhhhh my kids are sleeping

[F] Do you like my kid Goku hoodie?

Happy Friday! Thank God my kids aren't home right now ??? (Female 50)

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