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OK, who told ABC News about porn?! [PIC, mildly NSFW text]
The internet is giving up [NSFW text]
Hey reddit.  Check out my new snowboard *NSFW Text*
The Book of Cunt NSFW Text
I hope this is fiction, but I'm not sure how to process 
it. (NSFW text, possibly
This guy was a god in my 8th grade science class. Don't let him scare you. (NSFW
Well, that was quick. (NSFW text)
Don't mess with AngryAussie [NSFW Text]
Saw a new brand of condoms at a grocery store in China today (maybe NSFW text)
Reddit, where you meet all kinds of people.[NSFW Text]
Coffee? [NSFW text]
What in the actual fuck, Craigslist? [NSFW text]
Near died laughing   [NSFW text]
Can someone translate this for me (Possibly NSFW text)
These ads are becoming really mean [NSFW-Text]
Apparently, every time anyone sees the black suit guy, this is all they can think
So, I got wasted last night and messaged all my friend's parents. My favorite response.
I was trying to think of something special to submit for my reddit birthday. [NSFW
I think Words With Friends is trying to tell me something [NSFW text]
Butter Lube [NSFW text]
Whoops. (NSFW text)
Which one of you did this? [Possibly NSFW Text]
So I Ask Reddit about office pranks and this is the first comment I see. [NSFW text]
 my new favorite porn site [NSFW text]
Not something I would share in a newspaper (possibly NSFW text)
..I have no words - NSFW text.
browsing the front page on my Ipod when I saw this. [NSFW text]
[Image][NSFW Text] Ouch...burn
Confucius says... (some NSFW text)
Conservative Hate Advised of What Really Happens (nsfw text)
Messing around with a quote and.. Wait for it.. Barney Stinson (NSFW Text)
Which one were you again?(NSFW text)
Coworker got a little creative with some extra boxes from our warehouse! (possible
"How is my asshole warmness cringy?" NSFW text
Is this really the new technique to get people to visit your porn site? (NSFW TEXT)
Thia can't be an accident... (slightly NSFW text)
Batman...forever ruined [nsfw - text]
Why he's my favorite (sorry for the nsfw text)
So, I searched 'Porn' on Ttorrent.. NSFW TEXT ONLY
Stopwatch and Masturbation [NSFW text]
So after our talk about missing subtle hints. How'd I do? - NSFW Text
Decided to have some fun on Omegle....I think i won this round. (Barely NSFW Text)
I saw this at Infinity's End (a smoke shop). I really want to try it now...[NSFW
What really happened with Brock and Professor Ivy (x-post from r/4chan) [nsfw text]
Sexy time -NSFW text
"I'm screaming, 'What the fuck? Fuck you, Batman! Get the fuck out of my ass!'"
[No Spoilers] It seems like Jon Snow can't take a joke (NSFW-text)
Good guy Volition even keeps 404 pages entertaining. (NSFW text)
How my girlfriend studies for her cissp (nsfw text)
Different strokes for different folks. NSFW text?
Classy bracelets found in Phuket, Thailand (NSFW Text)
Fuck you, Facebook. I was worried. (NSFW text)
Something tells me that my sister will be sending quite a few NSFW texts this evening.
Some of the quality answers you receive on omegle… (possibly slightly NSFW text
The Masamune used to be my favorite weapon... (nsfw text)
Glaciel, new and improved! (Anatomically nsfw text)
Furry problems [Slightly NSFW, text conversation]
Omegle is truly a magical place. (NSFW text)
Some OC Memes of My Husbando (Slightly NSFW text on one of them, but nothing too
Texting friend