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Shit I Say

"What the hell is she saying while having shit wiped from her ass?" (slightly

I think I speak for guys everywhere when I say Stop This... STOP THIS SHIT NOW! possibly

I don't give a shit what Captain Murphy says

If you are someone who does this shit in public restrooms I say "Fuck you! Learn

my shit says it all.
i had to work out cus someone gave me to many sweets ;P

Chuck Spears says: Fuck your witty title, this shit's funny.

Chuck Spears says: "Awwwww shit! Jail again!"

If Seth Rogen showed me his butt I'd say 'Oh Shit' too [NSFW: ass]

Oh shit! What did I say!?

Guess you could say shit went down

feminists are saying that they love BDSM except for the abuse to wymyn. No shit.

So, I left my girlfriend and my phone unattended in my car and forgot about the picture

Homophobic bitch everyone gave money to so she could complete her bucket list before

Fucking DMV really? This is what I have to say about all this shit, these constant

You say the nastiest shit in bed and it's fuckin' awesome

Wife coming back from the minimarket.. she told me her nightgown kept falling like

(M) bitch got yo ass keep playing with me and you leaked my shit bitch every where

(M) on my kids in not lieing they been calling the crib saying I know he at work

(M) this person was saying they want me to be they sex slave I seen you on Reddit

(M) fuck that car I wasn't gone say shit any way because I wanted for y'all to me

(M).Megan Idc your a fucking whore if ruthy didn't say shit why did you and your

(M) if Ruth ain't say shit why did you

(M) ok look how bout this. Megan make a post and just say it's you on here with a

(M) y'all living a foul life and tried to make it feel like I was crazy. Yall need

(M).what more do I have to do for you to know I'm not saying shit unless you try

(M) id never have sex with 1 of y'all... I'll never let you get to lie and say I

(M) and if you think I'm worried about that she know it was the only time and that's

When she says if y'all do gay shit she'll 3 way and you go for a kiss but he grabs

For those chicks who always say men aint shit, but cant find a man... SMH

When you're outside doing hoodrat shit with your friends all day and your mom says

Let’s talk women of wrestling. All the crazy shit we would do to them and for them.

(m) Have a good night peeps and like I said Fuck Ruthy bet not ever fix her nasty

(m) I remember one time my brother came down and Ruth didn't know he was my brother,

Let's jerk off and say fucked up shit about slutty teens kik ilovebigtitsnasses

Anyone into some weird, weird shit? You know what they say about crazy girls ;)

Reviving my throwaway to say that Shad's alright, he's just been busy making that

Met a new daddy and I stay hot. He says he loves eating my boypussy and fingerin

Has anybody heard of this company? Their website says nothing about D8 and they don't

What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? "Hey,

Who says that the sex turns to shit after you get married?

I been saying that shit ever since I was a kid snap ankenygirl31

They start conversations I dont say shit though snap midlandgal16

My thing with dad's colleague continues!!! Turns out he loves blowjobs on a boat.

Please sir, use my fiance as your personal slut. I'll send all I have if you csn

Whatchu really mean when you say that shit s!nap>clewflite?

I’ll say that shit twice s,n,,ap>bavetumb

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