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Thats Whats Up

What's up with that hat?
I'm gunna start off teasing, and slowly build up to getting naked (f)or you guys,
Wow you can fit 300 characters in here. Jeez, that's a lot. Hope you guys like this
What's up ladies? Oh, that's right....[M]e
I just woke up and saw that one of my recent post got around 600 upvotes.Damn thats
LOOK AT THAT BOOTY SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY BACK UP THE
What is up with that top??
What's that? You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
What's up the that toe nail polish?
What's up with that bag?
What's up with that toe polish color girl?
My panties are still wet from or Dress up Night. That's why I woke up so [F]ucking
Squeeze that (F)at fucking ass and lick that wet pussy lip. I will drip my juice
That's what's up
Mom and I don't take that long picking up groceries. That's just what we tell my
Since my other half put his up I thought I best do the same. I'm shy about showing
[wife] "Suck it up, you damn bitch" is both what she tells you and what
That's what I told her when we broke up
This is how I woke up. What would you ladies do if you woke up next to that?? PM's
Hello followers! It occurred to me that I have more of you on here than all my other
This is a repost of one that brings some amazing memories. I was cleaning up my post
Hey guys, bud here that wants to play your dirty little fantasy, hit me up with a
There is a runaway trolley heading towards five tied-up people. There is a lever...
Yeah, I know, you skittish little bitch boy. That's why it's hot! If you're worried
(m) SMH what ever I can't believe this. Man my car though bro... Come on now, Drug
Your girlfriend keeps teasing your Dad, you know she won't let up until she gets
Sometimes I like to pretend that my boyfriend is my old, fat, daddy and that he’s
Told you guys i could do this! And you owe me $5 Jared, I just proved that principal
Do you ever meet a u/ that has their head so far up their ass that you go history
The other survivors think that he's camping, what they don't know is that Meg and
In a desperate bid to retain what's left of my own sanity, I'm choosing to believe
Oops, I guess that's what I get for sleeping in a tank top (and what you get for
When my roommate asked me to pick him up at the airport, he warned me that I would
A state away at college, something happened in the night that swapped me and my sister.
What would you do to me? Now that I'm all tied up.
What are you looking at? My eyes are up here! ? Not that you can see them...
Gotta show up to a remote work meeting shortly. I wonder if anyone would guess that
Here's Jasmine (24 server in Connecticut) she really likes using that selfie stick
Mom of 1. She thinks hers not nice but that is not true ya? She wants to hear from
Should have been studying but this is what I ended up doing the whole day! ? Saying
I got that thunder, that makes you wonder what its like to get up in these jeans
That's what's up s,,na,p~clewflite
I never thought I'd actually gain a fallowing on here? but once i reach that milestone
"You like this don't you... like my hand sliding up and down your cock... up
What do you call a Mac 'n' Cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort
Just fucked the shit out of a nappy head ass cheating black bitch! Yeah! I know what