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This Thing

This thing is absolutely NSFW
This thing is [m]agical.
This thing had been killing (m)e... What do y'all think?
this thing fits like a glove... if they made gloves for your cock
This thing needs to get sucked
This thing makes me so hard
This thing just doesn't let me get some shut eye
This thing ... PM me ...
This thing is keeping me up late... Anybody wanna lend a hand?
This thing is always distracting me. PMs welcome
This thing does the work for me
This thing has to get sucked ASAP
This thing can do some damage
This thing won't let me sleep!
This thing right here ...
this thing just weighs me down...
This thing keeps me up at night.
this thing is fucking tight!
This thing is looking like a beached whale (PMs welcome)
This thing feels so good!
This thing feels fucking amazing!
This thing makes my girlfriend cry
This thing has been bothering me for a while. Any suggestions?
This things always gets in the way at work!
This thing is heavy.
This thing needs some attention
This thing has been bothering me ALL day
This thing surely can make a person squirt !
This thing is hard to hide in loose shorts...
This things a little heavy can I rest it on your face? (GIF in comments)
This thing is fuckin' HUNGRY
This thing likes attention
This thing won't let me sleep
This thing's craving to be inside you.
This thing is so hard it could cut diamonds
This thing knows how to vibrate
This thing is ready to blow!
This thing is heavy
This thing kept me up all night
This thing made three humans.
This thing is making it difficult to go to bed
This thing keeps distracting me from playing games =/
This Thing is a Bitch to Put On, but Goddamn Do I Feel Sexy!
This thing needs a hand (M)
This thing has been empty for too long [27]
This thing is somehow built like that, right?
This thing needs to stop poking out, should I get a cute pink cage?
This thing just won't let me sleep, so I might as well share with you