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This Was Me Today

I have the best g(f) ever. She sent me this pic while I was at work today :)  what
the girl[f]riend was being nice today and sent me this ;)
(I was told this belonged here) Wife sent me a note today that read: "1) The
So after my buddy fucked my g(f) yesterday. He sent me this today while i was at
I was told this sort o[f] post suits me, so here's my outfit and birthday suit for
My girlfriend sent me this pic today while I was at work.
[f]irst night of [m]y long bachelorette weekend must have been wild since this pic
GF sent me this while I'm was in class today
Wife sent me this today while she was at work ;P She loves to show off
My wi[f]e sent me this while I was at work today...couldn't wait to get home.
G[F] told me to post this, what she was wearing under her skirt at work today.
My partner must have been spying on me while I was sleeping, because I got this text
I wish there was a boy or girl to view me [f]rom this angle in real-life today. Any
She sent me this while I was at work today.
My dad texted us and asked if we wanted to do margaritas and swim this afternoon.
She sent me this today when I was getting ready to go out... Yeah we left late
Christmas was good to me this year. Only had the normal card game before today.
I took this pic earlier of myself because I was (and still am) feeling soo girly
A hawk dropped this pigeon carcass in front of me while I was out running today.
She sent me this while I was at work today. Thought I'd share!
She sent me this while I was at work today. Thought I'd share!
Women keep asking me for more booty, so here you are ? at this rate you might not
Wife sent me this today while i was at thr office.....hmmmm
I was so horny at work today I snuck this pic... can anyone help me? (PMs welcome!)
Forgot my glasses today and spent a solid 5 minutes thinking this kid was staring
Wife sent me this while I was at work. She has met someone on Tinder today. Looks
Does anyone want a turn with my 30 year old milf? Sent me this while today while
Told my friend I was going to jerk off to her today. She sent me this and said "Prove
Sir just texted me this! So turned on to find out he was taking pics today :)
She sent me this while I was at work today.
Wore a great outfit to work today but it's too bad no one was here to strip it off
My gf was feeling so pleased with this pic today, she wanted me to share the view
I was a fourty year old English teacher. I woke up today to find my student has swapped
I was a limousine driver for various celebs. These days I don’t know who’s popular,
And today request from a redditor was a microkini! If you want a custom made just
So today I was reported for vote manipulation all because a user decided to comment
M/25/5'7" [165+ > 132] Hey guys! It's me again, the 1500 calorie a day,
My friend sent me this picture of him fucking my wife while I was at work today.
A few years ago I lost around $8,000 of bitcoin in the Quadrigacx scandal ?. It was
I knew dad was leaving on a business trip today, but didn't expect Mommy Keri to
Dad sent this picture of me from my phone to his computer while I was in the backyard
NEW today! (video, 5:19 min.) I was just about to brush my teeth and go to bed, then
3rd NEW clip today! A souvenir from Mexico ???? (Video, 9:23 min.) - This private