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What She Said

I told my g[f] to post on GW and she said, "But what if I get doooownvoteeeeed??"
I asked her what's her [f]antasy, she 
said "To have ALL holes [f]illed. At
That's not what I imagined when she said she wanted to be "tied up" (NSFW)
[M]y latest fling wouldn't let me inside her, she said I was too big. Anyone want
I told her straight up, you know, I got a significant other... she ain't care. She
My mother just had surgery on a bunion and a hammer toe. She said the pins are what
Just a sexy / silly photoshoot I did for my now ex-gf. She said they were "interesting."
My wife bought some new makeup and wanted to try it on me. I said no but then I had
I took this candidly. She said she liked it. Tell her what you think ill try for
Asked her what she was thinking about... She said "you" along with this
Auntie kept messaging me dirty texts and naughty pictures telling me what she wanted
I asked my cousin what she wanted for her birthday, and all she said was "surprise
My mom just died of cervical cancer. She left something deeply touching to remember
I asked her what she wanted for her birthday....she said "to OWN it"
I asked her what she wanted for her birthday....she said "to OWN it"
I asked her what she wanted for her birthday....she said "to OWN it"
Now I know what she meant when she said everyone could really see the improvement
This is a pic of my real sister, she said she wanted me to post it for her. Let me
Wi(f)e wants to know what you think. She said more to come if well received
Wi(f)e didn't like this picture, she said it made her look fat. I told her a it's
Not what she had in mind when said she wanted to try something new.
When I told mom, she said she knew what had happened, and would sort it when we got
22F She said if this does well she will let me verify her! Let her know what you
Wi(f)e 45 first pic posted. She's nervous but if we get some good feedback she said
You didnt seem to like her so i asked her if i can upload more and she said yes!
When Neptune said she would Nepgear the best view in Gamindustri, this is exactly
When I asked my sister what I was missing at home, she said "all of this."
He just insulted you both but he is sort of right. She will read what he said later
(f23) what would you do if she said she was bad?
Upvote my slut wife and let her know what you'd do to her. She said she's waiting.
Upvote my slut wife and let her know what you'd do to her. She said she's waiting.
Upvote my slut wife and let her know what you'd do to her. She said she's waiting.
It's my wife's 50th birthday today. She said the internet would have no interest
When you said "Smash and chill" I don't think this is what she had in mind
And she said she had three presents for me tonight! I can't wait to see what the
Wife enjoying her first BBC at age 48! I asked her what she thought of it afterwards
Guess this is what my wife meant when she said she was being 'flirty' with my dad.
Your wife is annoyed that you don't approve of her swimsuit for the party. She said
(M)y girl said she wanted me to post a pic of my 10 inch cock for her and I give
Goddess said she'd be serving roast pork when her friend came over. Being a stupid
A really close friend shot a bunch of pics for me and she said she really liked this
I don't think this is what she meant when she said "lick me" (1 MiC)
Asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday, she said a bull
Your new GF said she wanted to make a porno of you guys doing anal. That look on
When she said she was a swinger, this wasn't what I expected
At that moment, Billy knew what his mother meant when she said, you’ll know when
We've been pretty vanilla lately, but last night Goddess locked me in chastity for
An eager (f)ucktoy and a for(m)er pianist. She said she's in love with what my hands
Someone said to me recently “it’s just tits, I don’t know why men care”.
The strange lady next door called me over and suddenly showed off her plump flesh.
When I asked my shy sexy wife [35] her favorite part about posting, she said, "Reading
It's my friends bday and she said I could share her on reddit. Let us know what ya
Not what she was expecting when he said he was into BDSM and Nailing
Whilst walking through AltBoobWorld recently, I passed a lady and felt emboldened
You guys better tell me what you did to my sister.... she said she was talking to
So my little sister drew these. I asked what it was, she said "Its a mermaid
Dorothy had no idea what she was on about when she said "Men seldom make passes
Not what I thought when she said she was into double penetration. contact me for
Your slut Mother gladly accepted my secretary job offer even though the salary was
Mommy Alison's reaction when I told her I couldn't get hard enough to fuck her after