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When They*

When they go meow, I go rawr
When they purposely negate their question for clarification, thus opening the door
When they meet....
When they cry shion
When they cry blowjob
When they are alone.
When they tell you the mail will be delayed due to weather
When they like it
When they look good a[f]ter a workout...
When they sober up and find this on Facebook.
When they say BYOB and you get confused
When they flip over 4 victory points for the win.
When they leave a mark to remember them by ?
When they recognize you for what you are
When they're way too be[a]utiful to be in your league...
When they say white people have no culture.
When they hit 18.
When they fit so well that theyre almost skin
When they say, "Jump!", you don't ask, "how high?". You assume
When they're not doing their job
When they prefer light and skinny
When they finally text back!
When they realize what you are
When they said fidget spinners are good for autism
When they ask for a profile picture ;)
When they told her her duty for the night would be "table service" she
When they aren't stealing or killing
When they're petite but perky as hell
When they are shaved and ready to fuck
When they ask if I want a male or female masseuse, I just say “surprise me”
When they tell me to get my[F] ass up
When they swing high, we swing low ft. thighs
When they are scared you will ruin their girls
When they don't even try to hide them
When they all start teasing you for your foot fetish ????
When they ask you to bring the cake to the party xoxo
When they ACTUALLY wanted to sleep in ??‍♀️
When they give you that 'come fuck me already' look
When they asked her if she wanted to see some sex between them, she said "Yes"
When they bounce like this you have to share them.
When they tell you to stay in your home, and the world is your home... I am enjoying
When they had told her she would be the bell of the ball, she had minsinterpreted
When they told her she'd been give a post at the mansion, she hadn't imagined anything
When they come in pairs you can double your enjoyment!
When they look better on you that her.
When they notice you're there...
When they are on, but I want them off... [fm]
when they switch...
“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive,
When they beg for attention the whole time
When they told her she would have her own column she was overjoyed because she thought
When they told her that her new quarters would have a window seat, she'd envisioned
When they won't stop staring at your tits. (@akitokage01) [Original]
When they both can't get enough cock
When they both need your cock
When they charge extra for lining...
When they sit right
When they sit right
When they tied you up and you immediately [f]lowed
When they say you can't sit with them...