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Sad, but funny (NSFW I suppose...EDIT: okay, maybe its not said to some so I shouldn't

My parents said cartoons today aren't as good as the ones that they grew up with.

Asked a girl out on a date she said no but at least I have you reddit. thats the

I made christmas present for my boyfriend, he said that he would put anything I paint

Today a client asked me out. He said "hey will you go on a date with me...only

To the guy who said he can't think of anything that doesn't look great with googly

She said that I could fuck her with or without her panties on anytime I wanted

When you give people the thumbs up to imply that you agree with something they have

GF said she's just that good with a phone timer, should I believe her?

Asked her to ride me she said she didn’t want to do any work, she just wants to

Been with same girl for 7 yrs. She's always said its big but I was only her 4th.

M/27/5'9"/175 it's been about a year since my ex-wife left me for "real

My daddy[f] said it'd be okay i[f] I posted as long as I share dms with her...is

your buddy Matt said he was going to hook up your girlfriend with some supplements

My Wife was so pleased with this picture that she said I could share it

I got a spider bite that turned red and puffy with a blister in the middle (Doctor

Someone said that they needed to assess the asset with panties off.

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

Someone said I needed to post a full body nude with my entire face included or I'd

If You Said I Was A Cock sucking Slut That Loved Anal...I Would Have To Agree With

I bet your wondering how I ended up here. Last week I was a dude. My gf came out

My little brother begged me to go to his parent-teacher conference with him. There

I was the wimpiest boy in school so the alpha males humiliated me by making a computer

“My girlfriend locked me up and made me fuck myself with her dildo. She said to

"I told you that this makeup would make you as beautiful as in your youth,"

I was stroking, and was just about to cum when there was a flash, and I appeared

We had very advanced VR, and rather than throwing a party in real life, we did it

When Clara, my grandmother's housekeeper, called me in a panic to let me know that

Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It

?4 montsh aog someone said that this image would look better with canine dicks [Red

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

The male boss said I was the worst employee in the law firm. I was being demoted

When the doctors told me that my son was dying I said I'd to anything to save him.

After I sent this to hubby he said I should share it with all of you as well! Yes

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