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You Know

You know you've lost weight when you need a belt for your skinny jeans! (slightly
You know you're in California when you can swim in the winter. [F]
You know the few seconds of porn you see after you are done fapping...
You know what it is, or you don't... but you should.
You know you're cool when you keep your sunglasses on
you know halloween was good to you when you wake up with glitter on your tits {f}
You know they call me gorgeous! ..but you're different! Call me whatever brings you
You know how sometimes, when someone is staring at you from behind, you can feel
You Know You're a Bearlebrity When You Get This:
You know every now and then you get that photo you really like? (PMs welcome I guess)
You're bad and you know it don't you?
you know her, you love her,you can't fucking live without her
You know you've got it made when you have to jerk off with both hands...
You know you're big if you surprise Riley.
you know those days when you wish you could war pyamas all day long?
You should think about moving that little string to the side i[f] you know what's
you know...i'm kinda used to being in charge...but if you're a very good boy, I'll
You know, you could be pretty if you didn't scowl so much.
You're on my mind, and you know who you are (; [f]
You know you want those big, blue eyes staring at you while she sucks.
You know you're clicking on a NSFW post when you hold your phone like this
"You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding
You know you've got it if it makes you feel good
You know what's great? When he (f)ucks you from behind and he slides a finger into
"You know that I'ma be the one that's there [f]or you when you ain't got nobody,
You know you would. The real questions are what position and where are you cumming?
You all liked my first post, let you know what you think of this one~
You requested it, you know who you are...
You know where to put it don't you, Mr.? I'll show you where & I'll do my
You know you're a diabetic when you make sure to take a picture of your failed site
You think you know me, but you don't (? in comments)
You know what happens if you drop me, don't you Manfred
You worked so hard, you thought it was all about money. Now you know, the only thing
You know they're going to tease you mercilessly afterwards, but you can't refuse.
You know you got a good bud when his flirty wife sends you snaps like this.
"You know how to piss, don't you? You just open your legs and go"
You know you want a strong man to fuck you like this ?
You know what happens when you assume? ... You sit in the hotel lobby for an hour
You know you love black cock when you even cosplay as a BBC slut
You know you're BFFs when you lick cum out of her asshole
You know you love my ass, asshole, and pretty little pussy. I rarely play with my
You know you want to kiss every inch of me while I tell you how to stroke
You know you where destine to be a witch cause u got long witch hands, but you just
You know you slept good and hard when you wake up with lines all over ? Who wants
You know when you pull on a glove and it snaps? Don't waste the rubber, use it to
You love buying her slutty clothes that you know will make her bf fuck her harder
You know you want me to ram this big 8 inch black dildo up that sissy ass of yours
You know you're thick when you can hide your plug between your cheeks... [f]
You didn't believe me when I said your new girlfriend Emma Roberts was a whore. So
You know you're a bodybuilder when you can't take a lewd picture without flaring
You can‘t ignore him. You know you need to take care of him!
You know what they say, i[f] you don't cough you don't get off.
You know that you're supposed to be protective of your daughter. But deep down, you
You know that you can’t stop your feelings and cravings. One day you will end up
You know you messed up when the padded room gets modified for you.
You know which role you are, don't you?
You know you’re a [f]reak when you attach a dildo to a cake stand ?
You are pathetic, I'll make you choke on my cock until you know your place as my
You know when its like 1 am, you just got done fukin, u gotta take a dump, and you
You should be on your knees [f]or me right now, you know that’s where I want you