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This kids is why we do not trust everything on the interwebz (GREAT shop though)

I decided to have some {f}un after a shitty day at work. ( I mean that literally,

Ladies (and gents), grew up as a pretty heavy kid, but I thought I was lookin' good

Today I am down 12lbs and have started to put on some muscle, finally not the skinny

Can't Show Face (Kids and Grandkids would not approve)

MIL[F] gone wild! After having 2 kids, not bad right?

Who am I kidding? I know I'm not shy. (f)

Woke up like this this morning, I kid you not. [f]

Real 50 year old mom....lives in suburbia...two kids...Milf or not?

Feeling a little down after being told I'm not dateable because I have a kid!

Sooo here's my veri(f)ication. I'm not the prettiest or the skinniest girl out there.

I was forced to play the "Kid Version", still not too bad of a play

[50/50] Mean man bullies a kangaroo (Not-NSFW) | Little kids help an old lady briefly

Me: "studying" (just kidding, I'm not studying.)

[f]irst time posting to gw, hope my tiny boobies are enough to satisfy you guys (and

She's not allowed to watch the kids anymore

Wifey and mother. Not too long after kid #2 was hatched.

Three kids and a mommy makeover. Not bad

The kids are asleep... but I'm not (f)

I'm not as tight as i used to be... i blame it on the hard (f)ucking and my kids

I kinda have this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8

No Father's Day lecture about my sacred duty (hehe, duty). Instead, my wife and kids

Baths are not just (f)or kids

One more reason not to have kids (x-post /r/WTF)

Bro wasn't kidding about not being with anyone for a while.

People say not having kids is selfish...maybe, but...

I kid you not, every time I get a noti(f)ication from here, my phone shouts "MAGNUS!"

(47F) not trying to brag but I think 24 years of marriage and 4 kids later, I have

I told my kids that the power washer was NOT a toy. Also me:

I love my sexy wife. Not the best angle that I saw all day, but kids were swimming

After two kids my wife thinks she not super sexy anymore. Who wants to help me convince

(F40) Hey...Have posted before, but get nervous and take them down. My hubby thinks

(F40) This is my favourite - but taken before the kids arrived! Not sure if I have

At least I don't have to help, plus she's not giving away money to some horny kid.

They are now humanising onions. Do not trust Mr Onion, kids. Mr Onion is bad.

Once you overpowered the babysitter, deciding what to do with her today was the real

Focus on the tits not the walls. We took over the kid’s room and are slowly remodeling.

After 2 kids she thinks she not as sexy anymore! What do you all think?

"She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts, kid!" [F]

My rule: if you spent your childhood as the “fat kid” and then worked it off

My twin brother and I are trying to have more kids. A lot of people asked, so here

'Look, Uesugi-san! I'm not a kid anymore!'

Does your kid not want to brush his teeth? Show him this.

please get off my desk i need to finish my work please i need to finish this work

I thought fantasy dildos were weird and too kinky for me, but I just had the best

Let's try not waking my kid up baby

When she has a kid, an STD, and Tyrone's not in the picture.

When Your Kids Think It Is Funny To Push Daddy Into The Pool When He Is NOT Wearing

On vacation. Kids not invited.

[f][50, one kid] Doing some heavy lifting. Mom Body, hot or not?

[f][50, one kid] Lace panties & bra. Mom Bod, hot or not?

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