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Kidding But G O D

I'[m] naked on the interwebs! How do I look? Just kidding, I don't need your validation.
So, I had I kid 8 weeks ago, my friends say I look good but I feel as if they are
I'd get naked right now...but i'm with my wife and kids.
she might not look like a bimbo…but sucking your class mates cock in a car full
I finally found my first Bra That Fits!! My measurements had me at a 10E (Aus), but
Can't believe this, but...desperate times... I'm a single mom from the midwest and
Not 35 yet, but how about a [32] dad with three kids? First time posting.
(F) In the kitchen, where I belong- just kidding! I don't cook very well, but I know
I generally don't much care for friends' posts of kids or their drawings, but this
[F, 18] I posted a pretty long time ago under my personal account, and I thought
When the little black kid finally meets his daddy but daddy ends up dead
I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I FN HATE BEING TREAT*D LIKE A KID AT SCHOOL!!
My wife had always been the one to deal out punishments when the kids were bad but
Basketball American Mother Tracks Down Kid's Dad But He Don't Want None Of It
Had to get dressed cause the kids are home but I got a secret just (f)or u
22M/5'8"/130-ish lbs, just got home from the gym. I'm trying to not be the skinny
not sure the kids liked the outfit, but the dads sure did [f]
I'm trying to work the hotwife, sharing her angle. But she needs a confidence booster.
When I was a kid I didn’t understand why the Four [F]s were “fight,” “flight,”
Am trying to build up the courage to show more but after 3 kids that's hard to do
When you're an older Gender-Queer'd, tired, college student with existential dread
F/24/5'5"/165lbs always have felt a bit "chubby" I've had people tell
been a while, but posting again [49, 2 kids]
From kid to being 23 now everything did grow up, expect my "dick" what
I skated as a kid and off handedly mentioned to my buddy that I wanted to buy one
I was innocent, 16 yo kid, with buzzing hormones but without internet access, when
Sorry baby but we're having black kids!
I'm only in my 20s but have kids. Does that make me a mil(f)?
I've really messed up!!! The spell was suppose to swap me with this woman's husband!!!
M/36/230lbs/6'1" First post. I'd like to lose some weight but once the kids
At 36, and with two kids under two, I don't work out as much as I should, but I haven't
Accidentally shaved my fingernail off in the shower 2 days ago. New blades are sharp,
I'm having a hard time finding gifs that are suggestive of going down on a woman
The Halloween party was absolutely wild last night. As soon as I walked through the
43 with 3 kids. Please be kind. My nipples are really pink but the lighting was bad
Our kid is gonna have great nutrients one day. But for now she will have to settle
My buddy has a terminal disease and he doesn’t have much longer to live. When he
My dad is enjoying my mom’s body after we started family swap therapy. I’m in
19F 4'11'' 93lbs Back with my continued mission hoping I make even just one person's
Hard to believe but this mommy has 3 kids, all with diff guys. Who else wants to
I half expected this response from my ex... take my kid away ? Happy I had a ten
No lady you attract all men, but pick losers to have kids with.
Walked my kids to the bus stop wearing nothing but this robe today; I caught the
"Look kid, I'm sorry I possessed your sister without asking her. But I took
Back at it, but quietly so the kids don't know ?
36F/5'6''/165 lbs - My normal nude. I have 2 kids and definitely struggle with wanting
When you gave the all clear for some midnight delight but didn't notice the sleeping
One thing to have a good stomach at 22, but what about 35 with a kid?
You're kidding right? This computer is fine man, stop calling IT up here just so
Stairway to Heaven...just kidding. It's the stairway to the beach, but it's a lovely
Scrawny as a kid -> overweight early 20's. A gym and lifestyle routine helped.
2 kids later but I think I still got it!
If you don't have kids, your 30s are like your 20s but with money!
She has a Hindu kid growing in her womb but she isn't sure who the father is!
(f21) he wants a vasectomy but i want more kids ? guess someone will have to take
These adverts for a kids game that doesn't even play like these pics But , lewd imagery
The Kids want something to eat but i need something else
Cute girl from Flint, Michigan at walmart with her 2 kids charging guys $50 to take
Mom of 3 but I can get down and dirty when the kids are away ??
I may be 50, but I can still have more kids