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MRW my boyfriend's eating something that looks yummy.

MRW I'm at an [8]+, sitting on my front porch, and my neighbor starts to walk over...

MRW I see my comment karma is 1776

MRW I'm driving in Atlanta Traffic.

MRW my friend wont stop talking about his girlfriend at the strip club.

MRW I finally have the apartment to myself again after my parents visit for over

MRW my boyfriend wants to play, but I'm craving chocolate more than cock.

MRW chrome freezes on a somewhat-NSFW link in school and my teacher looks over

MRW I'm browsing reddit around my family and a bunch of nsfw post start appearing

MRW I have the place to myself, and get "The Urge."

MRW When I am trying to join the mile-high club, but realize just before climax that

MRW I'm fingering my 8 foot tall invisible girlfriend

MRW my neck starts to hurt because I've been reading bleach 8 hours straight

MRW I see my formerly flat-chested friend for the first time since she got knocked

MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!

MRW when 7-11 has blue slurpees.

MRW I'm gay, and it's my husband's birthday, so I ask him what he wants to do to

MRW I read chopping wood increases testosterone [OC]

MRW my girlfriend texts "I'm horny wish you were here ;)"

MRW I was watching porn, and before the sex started, the girl was listening to my

MRW when I hear 2 U.S. Marines stopped that terror attack on the train in France.

MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW

MRW, I cum on his cock, from penetration! Trolls, this is so new for me. <3

MRW my crush finds out i'm a redditor, asks my username but i mod a NSFW sub

mrw when he's pulling his lightsaber out and it's much bigger in person

MRW my SO asks how my math hw is coming along but I got distracted and am looking

MRW I watched the season 2 finale of Rick and Morty.

MRW when using force shells for the first time...

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MRW i'm watching porn and the girl admits that she is cheating on her boyfriend,

MRW the police shoots another unarmed black teen

MRW I see all the amazing, high quality content on this sub (NSFW)

MRW r/gaybears tells me my arms are sexy

MRW theres a news item about potatoes in wigs and it's my time to shine

MRW I'm Michael J. Fox, I've passed away, and I've been reincarnated as a cat.

MRW I see someone doing Tae Bo at an inappropriate time

MRW I decide to ignore dudes whining about a lady centric movie screening and buy

MRW my dad is telling everyone that those of us with autism are just as intelligent

MRW offered non-vegan cupcakes NSFW

MRW a muslim says he took care of a sexual emergency.

MRW they are giving out free gun control stickers. [OC]

MRW dems day I don’t “need” an AR to hunt

MRW My fiance gives me ten dollars to get coffee after my job interview today because

MRW I see Futa art

MRW people say chest hair is sexy as hell

MRW I (a trans woman) get my first strap-on and wearing it and seeing it between

MRW everybody knows that the bird is a word..

MRW my pregnant wife's family says they can't wait to see me struggle putting a diaper

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