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Build-A-Bear is not just for kids (slightly NSFW)

she might not look like a bimbo…but sucking your class mates cock in a car full

Ladies (and gents), grew up as a pretty heavy kid, but I thought I was lookin' good

Fuck you, grocery store! I'm taking 2 cookies, and I'm not even a kid!

As a parent, just relieved to find out this is not my kid!!!

My kid has an extra half thumb. Getting removed next week. Does it belong here? Not

New tat, hopefully this will remind me not to be a "bad" kid anymore :)

{DAE] OMG GUISE DIS CAMP IS S0 NOT SAFE FOR YUR KiDS !!1!11!! #OMG #WTF #EWWW #YOLO

Woke up like this this morning, I kid you not. [f]

"Wider. Wider... Whoa! Not that wide kid!" Butthole (F)riday continues...

Another intellectually superior feminist who haughtily demands respect and reverence

This bunny shaped cellphone cover is for kids, not you.

My Little Pony is NOT for kids.

This really naughty chick fucks a garden gnome, I kid you not

I'm so tired of being called "cute" and "adorable". I'm a {f}ull-figured

I'm so tired of being called "cute" and "adorable". I'm a {f}ull-figured

Your kid is most likely not busy being a Cyberbully

"Fresh out the shower," as the kids say. Slowly becoming very happy with

(M+F) He made me cum 9 times, I'm not even kidding..

Pro tip: Don't just give your kid that random Pyramid Collection catalog to look

Lights on on Pirates. The kid behind me did NOT like the loud voice making announcements

40yo M. 200lbs. 2 jobs, kids, no time for the gym. First day off in awhile...why

freshly divorced 45 with 2 kids! not to shabby.

[f] not sure how this will do. Husband thinks I'm good looking, and after three kids

Pushing 40 with no kids... technically I'm a COUGAR not a MILF. ;)

I kinda have this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8

Having kids really destroyed my body, i used to be a hottie, believe it or not ;)

[F, 18] I posted a pretty long time ago under my personal account, and I thought

No Father's Day lecture about my sacred duty (hehe, duty). Instead, my wife and kids

To anyone that is shy. I used to be really shy as a kid, but not anymore as I focused

One more reason not to have kids (x-post /r/WTF)

40[F] Post 3 kids. Not feeling too sexy. Thoughts?

Remember kids, if you're gonna lose a piece of duct DO NOT try to save it. NSFW gore.

22M/5'8"/130-ish lbs, just got home from the gym. I'm trying to not be the skinny

She has curves, she has kids and she has me not able to get enough.

I kid you not, every time I get a noti(f)ication from here, my phone shouts "MAGNUS!"

Ordered some stickers for my kids from AliExpress, and found this gem amongst them.

If in one culture a kid's parents tell him that stabbing someone is okay, and a child

[32]It's Saturday, so why the hell not? This is for all you single moms with the

(F40) This is my favourite - but taken before the kids arrived! Not sure if I have

My wife said that I’m not getting unlocked until she wants kids, so I should get

The kid is not her son

After 2 kids she thinks she not as sexy anymore! What do you all think?

46, 3 kids and not slowing down yet (f46)

[Oc] First post here. Not bad for 2 kids eh?

Wife at a public beach when the kids are not around

Dr Seuss...not just for kids #TheUnderwearReport

My GF is a slutty teen mom and it's not my kid. What would you do to her?

'Look, Uesugi-san! I'm not a kid anymore!'

Whoopee Cushion not safe for kids

Something about not wanting more kids?

First post -44F mom of 2 here. Please be honest - am I worth your attention? Am I

Who am I kidding, I'm not getting ANY work done today!

I have already 13 yrs old son....do you think i can hv more kids...or it would be

W Was Taking the Pic...Going For Sunlight Effect...B4 It Was "All There"

Scrawny as a kid -> overweight early 20's. A gym and lifestyle routine helped.

??Cute Wife gets inturupted by her horny Husband & managed to not get caught

me, stop shopping in the kid's section? not as long as I fits! (￣ヘ￣)

She'd been told that hers was a non-speaking part, and they had not been kidding.

When kids are not around, that’s how mommy plays! Would you play with me?

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