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Who Needs You

Who needs bikinis when you've got these??
Who needs a bikini when you have paint?
WHO NEEDS FLOWERS AND CANDY FOR VALENTINES WHEN YOU'RE A FAGET
Who needs friends when you can have fuckbuddies?
Who says you need a man to have (f)un?
You guys are right. Who needs a dress? (f).
Who needs friends when you go V lines and rockin' hair?
Who needs make up when you won't even look at my face?
Who said you need to be big to Dom?
Who needs clothes when you've got the day off?
Who needs a pool when you can get wet at home
Who needs ther(M)al when you have LATEX
Who needs Pi when you can have Batman and tits? (f)
Who needs a pushup bra? Feel free to tell my bitch how you feel about her.
Who needs armor when you have abs like that.
Who needs a boy when you have a dog?
Who needs a costume when I have these tiger stripes? ? Happy Halloween and thank
Who needs Nair when you can get head from a chemo chick.
Who needs pants when you have an apron?
Who needs captions when you've got a big Dick?
Who needs a daddy when you have a teddy! ??
Who needs a dick when you've got a chick
Who needs clothes, when you have a beard.
Who needs batteries when you have a plug. Come play Daddy? [f] [uk]
Who needs to go out when you can come play with me?
Who needs to go out when you could come play with me instead?
Who needs to be sucked? You can help her suck me too.
Who needs clothes when you've got hair?
Who needs a man when you're flexible?
Who needs stockings when you can have rope?
Who needs proportions when you can just be Xxxtra T H I C C
Who needs clothes when you have curves like hers?
Who needs makeup when you're this freakin' beautiful?
Who needs a rubber ducky when you have Ika
Who Says You Need Targeted Dialogue For Good Interactions?
Who needs clothes when you have a bong [f]
Who needs to take of[f] their clothes when you have such easy access?
Who needs a nip-slip when you got a tip-slip <3
Who needs a heart when you can have this ass?
Who needs a bra when you're stuck at home?
who needs underwear when you’re stuck at home?
Who needs a rolling tray when you have tits like these (f)
Who needs sunscreen when you have this much fur
Who needs a little black dress when you can have little black underwear ?
Who needs the built-in stand when you have your own?
Who needs a shirt when you look like this?
Who needs buttons when you can just perk up her nipples....
Who needs a halloween costume when you have a spooky monster in your pants ? (34)
Who needs a bra whe you have this little ones?
Who needs to be fed? You better be very hungry. (34)
Who needs hard rock abs when you have a hard rock...
Who needs panties when you can have freedom! ?
Who needs a work out when you can just (f)uck??

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