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My friend saw this on accident and said "Its like in Titanic!!"
She sent you on a beer run and said she'd be "fine" with your friends.
IT LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID THIS IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE
Some kind soul messages me and said I'd fit in here. What do you all think?
Boyfriend found my profile... and said I should post more ;)
My brother just sent me this and said his 300 WinMag is "okay" at 200yd
I've always been self conscious about my mildly inverted nipple. Went ahead and said
My lady friend sent me this and said i could share it
Wife send this to me and said I can show her off
well... someone went and said pussy :P
He asked her if she wanted his cum in her mouth...she moaned dripping wet and said
School girl [f]lirt ? My boyfriend picked this skirt out for me and said I should
Someone brought a bunch of these Lil John cena dolls to the WWE Superslam today,
My wife sent this to me and said she can't wait to show them to me at the bar tonight.
Someone typed this and said, "This is the first impression I'd like to make
Been private for a while but still having fun. My wife's friend sent this to me and
On that fateful night years ago, mom put her glass down, turned the camera on, and
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
Posted here a while ago and said I would post again. Hope this delivers
Sorry Sir...My Wife Just Called And Said Our Daughter Didn't Show Up At School. I'll
My mom texted me this and said "should I buy it?.. Without the arrow lol"
It's as if she walked into Strippers' Discount Warehouse and said, "Help me
"kissed her and said I don't believe in no love"
I told her to wear this shirt as a dress. She posed and said to let Reddit decide.
Friend saw this photo accidentally and said I have to share it
[F] Someone PM'ed me and said you guys would eat me up alive
My bf took this without me knowing and said I should share it
Wifey sent to me and said "because it's Tuesday"... ?
Fiance went to bed and said "don't message any girls!" I guess I better
(F+M) I don’t like this pic, but he loves it and said I should share. Was he right?
Wife just sent me this and said "Round 1"
A long time ago, I had a housekeeper turned nurse, turned lover....We we were at
[OC] My wife pulled these down and said “you know what to do next...”
She sent me a pic while I am working of her topless holding a broom and said: “I
My gf came home, kissed me and said "You'll never believe which football star
My husband told me about you guys and said you might appreciate me.
M/30/5'8" [180 > 157 = 23lbs] (3.5 months) when I walked in the door
She went in doggy and said:"I'm a slut.. use me "
She went in doggy and said:"I'm a slut.. use me "
[19] Daddy evaluated the preparedness of my virgin ass, and said that the ? peach
"Hey! She just smiled at you and said something. Do you know her? What did she
Even my dad saw and said nothing [incest]
The AD gave me this with my recent purchase and said if I want more watches I better
We had some important visitors into the office today! I met them in the conference

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