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Calories

Baseline pic.  Great idea for a /r/  Just joined a gym, mainly working on burning
Sex Calorie Counter
"Did you know masturbating burns seven calories every five minutes? Why not
38/M Daddy burn 599 calories on the treadmill this morning but now he has to go to
I've seen complaints about this place becoming to "gourmet", so I present
[f] they say sex burns calories, so I figured I'd work on my abs at the same time.
0 Calorie Monster
M 47 5'9", 175lbs. I can't seem to get rid of the gut, despite eating about
"Pretending to read while pretending to work out burns twice as many calories."
Genius scientist creates self sustaining ecosystem to farm calories [NSFW]
fun fact: 2 minutes of passionate kissing burns ~6 calories
Gotta work off all those extra Thanksgiving calories
The perfect low calorie snack
[f] 2018 Body Gratitude Month 4 Day 9 - after a long cold that had me so tired, I
Filipino adobo mushroom and eggplant 243 calories (recipe in comments)
Help me work off yesterday's calories [44]
Get a load of this, flaunting his endless supply of calories.
M/22/5’8” [186lbs to 168lbs] 1 month of eating sub 1000 calories and no carbs
Easter means too many sweeties... Wanna help burn some calories?
F/22/5'1" [127>112=15] (3 months) of doing intermittent fasting and restricting
Can I be your personal sex trainer? I can promise that we will burn calories [F]
First bite of the day, 0 carbs, 0 calories, not breaking the fast today if I can
Definitely feeling a bit chubbier after a great Thanksgiving feast. Now I'm gonna
Anybody Know How Many Calories Are In One Of These?
5 litres and over 7,000 calories later from dinner last night!
Kicking this month of fattening off strong by shoving 10000 calories into this gut
M/29/5’7” [157lbs > 149lbs = 8lbs] (1 month) Feels like a lateral move
SW: 132kg, CW:108 kg, GW: 100kg for starters; if, calorie counting and daily walks
2000+ calorie breakfast (trans femme gainer; please be nice!)
Does 3300 Calories of Sweet Cream Count as a Balanced Breakfast?
Are you low on calories?... Come eat up im high on protein :P
Getting the Day Started Right, With 3,000 Calories. I'm Fattening Up Before I Even
Some Calories
L.A. Sissy. Read sex burn calories. I've got many to burn. Care to help?
40, 6'3'', 155lbs I thought I would be able to put on weight and mass more easily
More than 1/5 of all the calories consumed by humans worldwide is provided by rice
Dad would be proud I eat low calories
[f] Finally! Lotsa cake without all the calories!
You gotta stay fit! I heard she also knows another way to burn those calories ;)
[18] Is it true that kissing burns a ton of calories? Wanna workout with me? ?
Drinking your calories is just as important as eating them!
[f] Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?