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Just found one of my dad's old shirts from the 80s. Wish I was as cool as him (slightly

"But mom, I can see his cock as plain as day!" [NSFW if you can look at

*NSFW* Not a fan of Twitter, never have been. This about sums it up in my mind though,

Still..... Not as Gay as Twilight

I was not offended as a Jew, but as an avid taco-eater.

I may not be as artistic as the other pumpkin carvers...

I'm as smooth as sandpaper...(MILDLY NSFW)

Some day you'll be as classy as grandma. [NSFW]

I'm just as lost as you are.

This is as close as I can get to the real thing.

When a friend sends you an embarrassing photo it's supposed to be submitted to reddit

6 guys go for the grab as soon as Kentucky fan flashes boobs.. Hilarious!

My parents said cartoons today aren't as good as the ones that they grew up with.

If only I kept my apartment as clean as my desktop

I'm just as shocked as he is

I found these green peppers at my local Asian supermarket. Am I the only one that

does anybody else find the descriptions for porn videos as hilarious as i do? (sorta

Lazy as Fuck glasses,butter,sock thing. I present:lazy as fuck way to have sex (NSFW)

Even if you buy this shower rod, you will never be as cool as this guy. Sort of NSFW.

Graham crackers aren't as successful as they hoped

Uh... I don't think... Well, as long as he's having fun (potentially NSFW)

Still not quite as creative as Japanese porn, but close enough

Josh got a little offended when I told him his crush isn't as sexy as he thinks she

my friend ash as soon as we got to our hotel in london

Random drawing I drew on the roommate whiteboard, needless to say my roommates were

Blow Job (NSFW, but not as NSFW as it sounds)

My cat was as intrigued by the Fish Porn as I was.

I'm as surprised as he is.

None of us will ever be as awesome as this guy

I come home to this asshole every day. And everyday he is just as 'excited' as the

I met Dikembe Mutombo in the airport a year ago...he wasn't as excited as I was for

Was going to post to r/hardbodies but i think they wouldnt appreciate it as much

I am not as bad as i thought in photoshop

Are you as excited as me? (X-post from r/poop)

Who else loves to do laundry as much as Linda does?

This is the only way to get blokes to spend as much time in the pub toilets as women...

(NSFW) You will never have as much game as this guy.

My friends Halloween costume. Might be as good as the toddler LED costume.

Was shopping for a new toilet paper dispenser for my mom. Didn't expect to find something

Maybe we haven't come as far as you thought.

So I saw this as I this as I walked to the car this morning...

Looks like study won't be as boring as I thought! Possible (NSFW)

It's as tight as they come (NSFW)

I doubt I'll ever love ballet as much as this guy[NSFW]

Pornhub user "Alan L" is as smooth as can be.

So, Domino's drew me a picture... Unicorns aren't as sweet and innocent as you think.

15 year old girls just don't wear as much as they used to.

So this picture has hung in my parent's bathroom for as long as I can remember...

I knew Barbie wasn't as innocent as she looks (NSFW)

I guess Captain America isn't as super as he may have thought. (A bit gorey)

I was a bouncer at a bar when the bathroom door was locked and had to kick in the

Wife was upset that I didn't take colouring and movie night as seriously as her.

If planets were as close to the Earth as the moon. Spectacular! [NSFW]

Yep - about as receptive as the wife

Saw a vag shot that reminded me of my childhood so I recreated for you guys as best

[NSFW] Tattletale iPad. I don't think Private Browsing worked as well as my Nephew

My wife's aunt found this letter while digging around the attic. "Getting money

[SPOILERS] I went as a purger and my buddy showed up as Glenn.

This shampoo brings a whole new meaning to hair as soft as a baby's. Might be [NSFW]

It's ok to lose your fish as long as you have good company.

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