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I do enjoy doing improv, but I think I'll skip this offer from Craigs List. (text
I'm glad that they're trying to help, but I don't see this working out. (nsfw text)
Trespassers beware! [NSFW text]
A little bit to personal. [NSFW Text]
SOME GIRL THAT IS HOT-- Translation please? (NSFW text)
Cleverbot likes it in the booty [NSFW Text]
If Matt Damon was... 4Chan style [nsfw text]
Should I go over there? [NSFW text]
Friend texts me picture of penis, I reply back with a better picture of his penis
Don Draper (text nsfw)
My girlfriend text me this while I was browsing Reddit - [nsfw]
Don't talk about my momma like that. [NSFW text]
IS THAT MA DICK?! (nsfw text)
Like Pigs in a Blanket? (NSFW text)
I'm Sorry, I don't do that. [NSFW Text]
Jesus's Cynthia (NSFW text)
Evolution vs. Jesus (NSFW text)
Found in the comments section of cakefarts.com [might be NSFW, text only]
My bathroom graffiti just isn't appreciated here. (Iraq) (NSFW Text)
Got a text from a number i didnt recognize. Reddit has taught me that I MUST TROLL
If you wanna be tough.. [text is NSFW]
"Go on..." done right! [NSFW-text]
After telling her that iMessage mean we could send free picture texts [NSFW]
Now THIS is my kind of show! [NSFW Text]
The long-prank arrives just on time (slightly nsfw text)
When pushy doesn't work, chat adverts get passive aggressive [NSFW Text]
This guy right here. [NSFW text]
How the Grinch Stole Christmas [FIXED] [NSFW TEXT]
That went well I think. (NSFW text)
One of my all time favourite Omegle experiences [NSFW-ish text]
"And that's when you'd know you wanna be on that." (NSFW text)
4chan's Pokemon Adventure [NSFW TEXT]
Keep them frozen or they'll remain forever flaccid. (Potential NSFW text/Omegle chat
just stroking my cock ;P [NSFW text]
My first YouTube comment ever... and I'm one of THOSE people. (NSFW text)
Just me on my throne with a grand total of zero fucks in my possession. (NSFW text)
Man rapes woman using text via Omegle
So this really happened in a text conversation with my cute neighbor...
Impossible for him to be premature (NSFW text)
Got in a fight with my GF this afternoon. I just received this text from her. Keeper?
When you see it... (NSFW text)
Boobies [NSFW text]
WTF happened to Archie? NSFW(text)
Google is useful, but I think it may dislike me. [NSFW text]
Some random dude just texted me... (NSFW)
Stay Classy, Youtube [NSFW text]
Boom Headshot (NSFW text)
I'm glad I could not only help this young man with his problem but also help him
Me gusta the draw function on Chatroulette. (NSFW text) (First post!)
He does make a compelling argument (NSFW Text)
100% Natural Energy [NSFW Text]
Best auto-correct ever. (throwaway, NSFW text)
I just found your new wallpaper [NSFW - text]
So my mom texts me....
Wanted to respond to an eMail at work with a picture depicting someone enthusiastically
Rack City (NSFW Text)
When YouTubers get angry - NSFW text
Scrolling thru FB comments and found this... (possibly NSFW text)
This is STILL favorite thing to send friends who don't answer text messages
When you have been with a significant other for a long time, the sexy pics you text

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