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I do enjoy doing improv, but I think I'll skip this offer from Craigs List. (text
I'm glad that they're trying to help, but I don't see this working out. (nsfw text)
Trespassers beware! [NSFW text]
A little bit to personal. [NSFW Text]
SOME GIRL THAT IS HOT-- Translation please? (NSFW text)
Cleverbot likes it in the booty [NSFW Text]
If Matt Damon was... 4Chan style [nsfw text]
Should I go over there? [NSFW text]
Friend texts me picture of penis, I reply back with a better picture of his penis
Don Draper (text nsfw)
My girlfriend text me this while I was browsing Reddit - [nsfw]
Don't talk about my momma like that. [NSFW text]
IS THAT MA DICK?! (nsfw text)
Like Pigs in a Blanket? (NSFW text)
I'm Sorry, I don't do that. [NSFW Text]
Jesus's Cynthia (NSFW text)
Evolution vs. Jesus (NSFW text)
Found in the comments section of cakefarts.com [might be NSFW, text only]
My bathroom graffiti just isn't appreciated here. (Iraq) (NSFW Text)
Got a text from a number i didnt recognize.  Reddit has taught me that I MUST TROLL
If you wanna be tough.. [text is NSFW]
"Go on..." done right! [NSFW-text]
After telling her that iMessage mean we could send free picture texts [NSFW]
Now THIS is my kind of show! [NSFW Text]
The long-prank arrives just on time (slightly nsfw text)
When pushy doesn't work, chat adverts get passive aggressive [NSFW Text]
This guy right here. [NSFW text]
How the Grinch Stole Christmas [FIXED] [NSFW TEXT]
That went well I think. (NSFW text)
One of my all time favourite Omegle experiences [NSFW-ish text]
"And that's when you'd know you wanna be on that." (NSFW text)
4chan's Pokemon Adventure [NSFW TEXT]
Keep them frozen or they'll remain forever flaccid. (Potential NSFW text/Omegle chat
just stroking my cock ;P [NSFW text]
My first YouTube comment ever... and I'm one of THOSE people. (NSFW text)
Party shirt in Japan? (NSFW: text)
Japanese Party shirt #2 (NSFW: text)
Whenever I see a text-based post tagged as NSFW...
My friend and i was in texting war of weird things off the internet. He won with
So my brother received a random text just now
[NSFW] When bae reads your text and doesn't respond
After hubby continues to show me squiddard pic i respond with this text
I think autofill confused reddit search with the porn site I frequent... [NSFW text]
So a buddy of mine, who I haven't spoken to in awhile & lives in another
One way to stop prank texts
My best Google Text to Speech fail yet. I said, ''can I lift that foot?'' This is
So I found this in a text book I just bought.....
I finally had to make a throw away. A text I accidentally sent my wife.
Random text message.
Unexpected for a text book
That is the text-book definition of parent-hood.
Sex, Health, Political References...texting the BFF - Slightly NSFW
nsfw new iOS 10 text image search
Two types of people in this world... (NSFW Text)
Scrolling thru FB comments and found this... (possibly NSFW text)
This is STILL favorite thing to send friends who don't answer text messages
When you have been with a significant other for a long time, the sexy pics you text