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Humour

/d/ - Toilet humour
[Image] Yuuki's dark sense of humour
For those needing help.(humour)
They didn't have any money, but they made do. [sex] [eager] [humour]
Hallowe'en is just around the corner! [seduction] [humour] [pickup line] [costume]
She was eager, willing, and not too bright. [humour]
Good news, bad news. [humour] [implied blowjob]
It's important to look for subtle clues. [implied FFM] [humour]
Who says girls can't use pickup lines? [humour] [flirt]
The problems of dating two sisters, part 34. [humour] [FFM]
Her parents didn't support education half as much as she did. [schoolgirl] [seduction]
It's rude to stare! [humour]
Diamond rings are overrated. [cunnilingus] [humour]
In a job interview you need to put your best qualities forward proudly - nobody else
Try to gain the approval of your partner's family; they'll be around the rest of
You could say she had daddy issues.. [FFM] [humour]
Not all strip games are created equal. [humour]
Not Safe For Work is Not Safe For Work! [foreplay] [humour]
She had an unusually strong sense of justice. [humour] [topless]
Reason #23 why hinting is a bad idea. [humour] [implied]
Playing innocent can be hard work. [group] [implied threesome] [humour]
Little Red Riding Hood, all grown up. [parody] [implied] [humour]
Corporate culture really varies from company to company. [group] [humour]
Impressing your guests is the number one priority of a hostess. [naked] [NOT vanilla]
Sporty girls make great lovers (with one exception). [blowjob] [group] [humour]
That's what friends are for. [lesbian] [implied MF sex] [humour]
Ever wanted to get out of a chore? [implied sex] [humour] [MILF]
When you take things literally. [implied] [humour]
Once you get to know a girl, it's easy to figure out how she's feeling. [flashing]
It's awkward when your friend has to go and you're left alone in their place. [handjob]
Some hints are more subtle than others. [implied MF] [humour]
Flirting is an art. [implied blowjob] [humour]
Cinderella was eager to find her one true love. [blowjob] [parody] [humour]
Hallowe'en gives people the courage to roleplay as something they're not...in all
Not every costume is sexy you k-- [implied] [humour] [hallowe'en]
A very pretty kitty. [naked] [group] [humour] [hallowe'en]
Bringing your boyfriend home to meet the parents doesn't have to be nervewracking.
Having a merry time. [MF sex] [size] [humour] [christmas]
Remember, clear expectations is vital for a successful threesome. [FFM] [lesbian]
Sleepovers aren't for every family. [MF sex] [caught] [humour]
Every dark cloud has a silver lining. [MF sex] [schoolgirls] [humour] [public] [not
She was the kind of woman who took things literally. [humour] [implied]
Warning: real life isn't like porn. [schoolgirl] [humour]
It's hard to earn someone's trust. [lesbian] [humour]
Some guys are just into sports a little too much! [MF sex] [humour]
Some signs are more obvious than others. [naked] [implied sex] [humour]
Whatever works. [naked] [cosplay] [implied sex] [humour]
I hope you wore green today... [MF sex] [humour] [st patricks day]
The important part. [facial] [babysitter] [humour]
Why should stupid people get all the fun? [naked] [implied MF sex] [schoolgirl] [humour]
Sometimes you have to spell it out for them. [implied blowjob] [humour]
I had to make this one. Sorry not sorry. [naked] [humour]
Some people mature more than others. [MF sex] [humour]
There's trouble, and then there's trouble. [classmate] [lesbian] [exhibitionism]
Apology level 5. [implied MF sex] [naked] [humour] [NOT incest]
Pretty vanilla. [naked] [implied sex] [implied kinks] [humour]
I hear the girl scouts are modernizing! [naked] [costume] [implied] [humour]
Lemonade stands are so old school. [MF sex] [public] [humour]

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