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Is That Me

Is that a catheter snaking out of your shorts or are you just happy to see me? (Possibly

Is that a carrot between your legs or are you just happy to see me? (Possibly NSFW)

Is that a light saber luke... or are you just happy to see me?

Is it me that you're looking [f]or? [NSFW]

is that a giant horse penis or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an arrow in your chest, or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a cock in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cactus in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae West

That colour clash is giving me a migrane

Is that an ice spike in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

That Sweet ASS is Killing Me!

Is that a Sith Warblade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

The modern Internet is not Men debasing women: it's women debasing women. The reason

Customer Service is telling me you are supposed to sit within 4ft of the router and

That gap is killing me

That smile is killing me

Is that a thong I see there? Could someone please, please help me out

That smile is driving me crazy

Is that pencil stub in your pocket or are you happy to see me? Get a cock [rate],

Is that a broom or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your manicure or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a purrito in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that hot? Let me know ;)

This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He

What a sexy look. I want to marry her and I know she won't even let me touch her

Is that a handheld Portal device in your pocket or are you just GLADOS to see me?

Is that exactly fit to me?

That look is making me weak in the knees

Is that a fire exbinguisher in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a fire extinguisher in youG pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a fire extinguisher in your pants or are you just happy tohsee me?

....Is that for me Father?! ??

is that for me !

Is that big enough guys or you have something better for me?

Is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ?

There is just something so intoxicating and sexy knowing that my husband is right

Is That ACute Ass. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on makefastdate.com

is that the right spot Doc. Like me ? I'm waiting for you on datingfindlove.com

Is that knot gonna hold. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on datingfindlove.com

"Is that a carrot in your pants or are you just happy to see me?~" [OC]

Is that for me?

Is that a stick in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?

Is that a stick in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that my future girlfriend reading this right now? Don't be shy, message me ?

That look is killing me

Is that the police tryna follow me s,na?p*dropnirds?

That Audemars is on me s'n!ap>sayloving

"Is that blueberry juice leaking out of my cock? Will someone help me clean

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