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A{f}ter sex, i took this picture of my GF, and just said Damn! All she said was "put
"Werq," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.
Boyfriend said not to put it on [f]acebook, but said it would look good here...
Get rid of the wrinkles, they said. It will be fun, they said.
"Try on the dress," they said. "It will look cute," they said..
This girl I'm dating's feet. She said no one has ever said anything positive about
Dealer said this was all he had, and said it was 2g. Paid $40 for it, is this the
Rent a car they said... It will be fun they said... Well they were right!
Get compressions shorts they said... it'll make your dick less obvious they said....
Just crop it, they said. Can't recognize a body, they said. (f)
They said it wasn't possible to make Karl any sexier. I said it was. Who's the crazy
Just wear my T shirt, you said. It'll be fine you said. You were wrong.
Let's drink they said, it'll be fun they said
"Read Spider-Man." They said. "It'll be fun." They said. [SPOILERS]
He said to put on something bright that said "I'm not wearing this to look pretty,
Go on Okcupid they said, it is nothing like grindr they said.
"Let your cousins play," they said. "It'll be fine," they said.
Go to the library they said, it'll be fun they said!
Scoop'n'swoop they said. It'll make them look better they said. (blurry, prefer it
Try archery, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Post on gonewild, they said. It will be (f)un they said.
Post a doggy shot they said. It would be [f]reakin' hot they said.
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?"
Become a nurse, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Go to the Wonderbolts show they said. It'll be fun they said.
Get a dog they said. It will be fun they said. They didn't mention who would be having
Just wear your white T shirt to swim in the friends said, it won't be see through
I took this today, my mom said it looked like a turtle, I said it did not...
One of my boy[f]riend's new friends said I should post him here. He said I could
Wife said her top was too see through for a night out, I said it was just perfect
"I wanted to go surfing and my mom said you're invited. My mom said so, not
Went back to work. She said the maintenance guy left his hat there. I told her to
Someone said last pic was to blurry, so she said to show you this one, tell her if
I was made to make a mess from my mouth because a man said it would be good for me
I went on a date with a guy I met at work. He said he had a present for me. It was
They said there'll be snow at christmas, They said there'll be peace on earth, But
She knew you were real good with knots. [Friend] [Rope] [If you read the caption
He said I would ‘naturally’ know what to do. But I thought it was too big to
NSFW: Do BJJ they said, it’ll be fun they said...
This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He
SHE SAID THE THING! GANGUT SAID IT.
[18 sis] Me flashing for my big bro while quarantine shopping. He said "sis
Just bought this h from my reg plug. He said if I swallow it I die. I already did
[19/19][FM4M/MF/F][Vancouver] Girlfriend and I got matching tats, bf said it wouldn't
"Buy a calvin klein set" they said, "it'll be comfortable and supportive"
Catch Urshifu they said. It'll be easy they said.
When your GF said she was bi-curious you thought it was hot. When she said she had
Can someone tell me if this is blood? Stumbled across this years ago and the police
"Should've said something but I've said it enough by the way my words were faded
Get a vasectomy she said, it will be fine she said.
"Wrestling isn't real" they said. "It's all staged", they said.
He said that if he sees it he will stop bothering so I said yeah
Age gracefully they said. It will be fun they said (F) 45
Your girlfriend said you could fuck me [Futasub] [Apology] [Anal] [Herm] [Don't get
Dad took this photo of me before I went out to dinner. He said "I need a pic".
Put on the cat ears they said. It'll look cute they said
He said it was too deep and asked me to stop... but he never said the safe word ?
No food, no drink, no noise, they said. It will still be fun, I said. ??
Hope everyone has a lovely weekend! There was some confusion in my last post I’d