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Last Call

Fuck everyone that called me fake last night
Quit smoking last week, started working out this week. Sick of being called skinny.
Someone saw my last pic and called it a "destroyer of worlds" so here's
Got laughed at last night and called the "smalles he's ever seen". What
My last post asked what those v-shaped grooves along the top of my hips are called.
This is a fun game..I call it Spot The Personally-Identifying Element. Hint: I've
Went on a date last weekend, got called a douchebag for being too attractive, to
if you have an erection that last for more than 4 hours, call more bitches
[NSFW] Finished at last, sorry to those of you who didn't make it. I call it "How
Felt particularly thick last night. I've been called "pretty" before. Hope
Where I Really Was When I told Hubby I got Called into Work late last night... LOL
(F) last one for tonight. opinions on girls calling you "daddy"?
I kilt the last person that called it a skirt
What I did to the last skinny bitch that called me a meathead fag
This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman,
Someone on Reddit called me conceited last night. I responded by going into the bathroom
So I called /u/19841220 last night... she sent me his...
After last nights sex wake up call (f)
[23M] I got such hot responses from my last album, here's another tease for you all.
Got drunk last night. Called the wife in to "come see the dressed up orangutan
MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT THANKSGIVING BREAKFAST I JUST WOKE UP MFER I WAS SLAYING ALL
My Wife called me into the bathroom last night and said, "I spilled some lotion
My balls are so full, my pussy was begging Mistress last night, but work calls!
Girl bailed on me last night and called me a freak. Thought maybe I could get some
My last lover called this the "perfect cock". I'm single now but was she
Got drunk last night. Now I'm so hung over I called out of work. Shuffling around
Just read this article about this single mom who "dates" men for cash.
This guy called me a "stupid, fucking (slur) idiot" last time he messaged
This one's from last night, and I call it 'Socks Off, Coffeetable'.
The last time I posted, someone called me a mutant :(
My last tease for Daddy tonight. Then kitty is going to bed hungry. She's resolved
Got called thicc last night, woke up and did some shaving
(f) More video calls, means more play time. Last paid for soaked, so I had to change.
I got called a PAWG last night on reddit, do you agree??
Got called hot for the first time last night, feeling confident [M]
You were at the school's senior retreat. This was your last chance to confess your
[40] One last jerk before I call it a day
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