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Last Call

Dropped a cabinet door on my foot last night. They now call me Mr. Deeds.

(M)y gf of 7 years broke up with me last night and called off our engagement. I need

Found this guy at the Datsik concert last night, he calls himself "The Dicktater"

(m)y last girlfriend used to call compression shorts "mangerie"

Will you call me and tell me what would have happened had we made eye contact on

[NSFW] Finished at last... and sorry to those of you who didn't make it. I call it

My sister received a call from her son's 4th grade teacher last night.

One last ride before the conference call ends...

[The Last of Us] [Screenshot] Hundreds of screenshots and multiple playthroughs,

Thanks everyone (f)or rebuilding my confidence after my (ex?)-boyfriend called me

[Dark Knight Spoilers] Took this photo on the last quest of the Dark Knight Story.

Well, I figured out why you're supposed to call the doctor if it lasts more than

Loved all the degrading messages and name calling from last post earlier today ;p

Had to give one last 19yo a tribute before calling it a daddy

'I'm a smokin hot gentleman. Call me maybe.' I'm making a Xmas calendar full of dicks

[Possibly minor NSFW] ...But last night she called me Father!

RAW SPOILERS u/chbay called it last week!

I had a dream last night where I got locked out and had to walk totally naked to

Had an idea last night, I call it the Möbius Shit

A tucked-away cave called False Kiva in Canyonlands National Park lit by stars and

In cases of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours... err, call a redditor?

Warning: doing the nasty may lead to intense blushing. If you intense blushing lasts

I met a woman last night who offered to show me a trick. She called it "The

From Transylvania, what photoshop, you maggot. I am the Last Impaler. Morgenstern.

The last thing teams sees before bed. Boogeyman? Call us the BEARYMEN

[20M] Lost around 66 pounds (30 KG) the last 6 months, been called chubby my entire

(M) Last post for now...But i love you and I know this isn't anything more then a

The last girl we fucked said my dick pics were so good they should be called dick

Rode one of my FWB when I got home from the bar last night. Strangers were hitting

This F(Asian) wife drank too much last night! I hope I was a good at the party! I

I got in a big fight with my dad last night that ended with him wishing I would be

(Ex) Lesbian Slut Update: Told the guy last night about my adventure and he agreed

(32/f)....hubby got in a fight with garbage man last week...I was so embarrassed

They call me Judge, my last name is Dredd. If you break the law, I won't give you

I'm in a Facebook group called Hunt Showdown Worldwide and last week I asked the

My last Coding exam today calls for a celebratory nude

Neighbor [F62] called me [M19] over last night and that escalated into our first

I woke up happy because of your reactions last night. Here’s your reward. Let’s

I did a rapeplay with this sub last year I call him the rapeniversary guy and now

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

One last jerk before I call it a day

One last jerk before I call it a day

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