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Sent the kids away. Just me enjoying my (f)reedom at the pool today.
I'm 18year old babysitter and bored. But would you let me take care o(f) your kids?
That weird kid in American Beauty seems normal to me (NSFW) [October contest submission]
I see your guy sitting in the restaurant and raise you this kid who sits in front
Had a kid at [F]ireworks tell me I'm "Thick" what do you think
Are you kidding me.
(insert depressing "give me attentionz cuz my feelings are hurt" title
[F]iance just had a kid so I convinced her to let me post this pic from a year ago
Are you fucking kidding me?! Kishimoto!
A tame profile view of me from this morning before a filthy, fun-filled weekend begins
So this gameclip was featured on "What's On" while my kid was sitting next
This subreddit has ruined me. I found this in a kids newspaper
This kid's wiener made me think twice about being a lesbian.
Real MIL[F] body... After two kids, and six months after number three. Give me encouragement
A (f)riend of mine told me she thinks having 2 kids wrecked my body, which i agree
Feeling Bummed:( a Different subreddit says no one wants me because I have a kid.
She's due with our 3rd kid in August. Told me her ass is getting too big for her
30F, 170 lbs, 5'2", no kids. Anti depressants made me gain weight but I'm trying
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!
LOL!! Made me think of you Ted!! Tell Tammy and the kids I said hi. Robert
Are you kidding me?!!
Need a Drink? leaving kids with dad, meet me a the bar
LONG TIME FAN, FIRST POST. PLZ RESPECT YOUR ELDERS (ME) THOUGH - I AM A BADASS I'M
My [f]irst on/off! The only shirt that fit me was a kids small lol. Extra photo in
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me ??
Someone randomly sent me this dick pic. Who do I report this to? I'm am horrified.
THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT IN FAST FOOD RESTROOMS LIKE COME ON YOU AREN'T A LITTLE
It's been 4 weeks since she had our kid, she doesn't think she's sexy anymore. Can
Was told you’d love me here (41f 4 kids)
"Minecraft is a kid's game" Me:
Who am I kidding.... it's fuck me (Friday)
Would young men still find me sexy? (F37) with two kids
Her kid has downs syndrome, so to me that makes the oversharing kind of worse
No kids but you can call me daddy
Husbands gone to work, kids are off to school..join me for a coffee?
Left before kids, Right after 3, would you still fuck me?
let me swallow ur kids ? (f)
Are you kidding me? It's impossible, there is no way I can deal with this!!
Would you (F)uck me after two kids?
Doing it for the community! Give them to me instead! ... the drugs... not the kids.
squirt your kids in me ?
No more drama, kids are my world, make me laugh (at this point it’s so cliche)
Get naughty with me while the kids are asleep?
ready for you to squirt your kids in me ?
Are you kidding me I am the 8th son
38 yo Mom w/2 Kids - Being naughty... Who wants to join me?
The kid next to me said if I jump around it would be less cold, I’m starting to
Hilarity with my wife. Taking sexy pix in our studio, wee one watching shows, total
2 kids later, let me relieve your stress
I usually show you my big ass so I really hope you like me from the front too! [40,