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My Father's Day card to my dad.
My three pumpkins so far. Third one is NSFW-ish (although I've shown all my coworkers)
My wife is Christmas decorating...here is my contribution (Possible NSFW)
My wife's best friend's new mother-in-law knitted this for me, words fail me to describe
My co-workers made my boss a cake.  My boss came to work dressed as a clown.   (NSFW
My comic artist friend drew me something for my birthday [NSFW]
My sister does archetypal portraits. This is my favorite one (Maybe NSFW)
My first functionality body mod. Magnets in my fingers.
My day was terrible. Then I realized it was my cake day. Here is a photo of my roommate's
My autistic cousin (who I showed Reddit to) made this for my IRL cake day.
My dear friend Kenny is turning 50 tomorrow. He is the most eccentric, fun loving,
My, my, my... I have missed you too, Obi Wan (NSFW).
My friend texted me his new salary to rub it in my face... My response (Potentially
My parents forced me to get surgery to remove a cyst on my scalp.....and now I have
My grandmother gave this to my son to play with and my husband pointed out that it
My dreary fall day was brightened by this lovely picture of my beautiful lady friend.
My apartment can't handle heavy rains.  I woke up with this water stain on my ceiling.
My friend had a double mastectomy and is now cancer free...she's my hero!
My husband's cousin, and one of my best friends, recently had a testicle removed
My grandmother knitted this afghan as a housewarming present. My friend took a picture
My boyfriend said the only way I will ever make front page is to flaunt my breasts...
My mom saw my COD playercard today. I'm slightly ashamed. Oh yeah, I'm in my 30s
My grandpa fought in Indonesia (Dutch colony at that time) against the Japanese invasion
My friend made a fake wound with make up on my hand. I think she did a pretty good
My grandfather lived in the Arctic for several years with an Inuit family while conducting
My Harley Quinn costume that I handmade for my first Comic-Con! I wanted it to be
My girlfriend and friend keeping it classy at my work.
My parents know I'm single so they got my this as my birthday gift.
My friend gave me an anatomically correct henna tattoo of my other friends boobs
My friend just gave me an anatomically correct henna tattoo of my other friends tits
My dog crawled up my shirt and used my boob as a pillow (nsfw)
My father's day gift from my fiance. (Nsfw)
My inner child made breakfast for my girlfriend and our houseguests this morning.
My 'cum-drawer' also acts as my ashtray for when I'm too tired to get up from bed
My secret santa 2012 (/u/BioDuck) gave me refrigerator magnets and my friends decorated
My fall down the stairs temporarily ruined my nice ass. (NSFW)
My housemates re-decorated my room just before my new girlfriend came over
My Aunt couldn't find any other cakes left for my cousins birthday so we had to go
My phone tries to anticipate my searches based on my previous other searches... E
My son is 9 days old. He has undergone two open heart surgeries, currently has an
My friend made my fiancé an amazing dirty thirty cake (NSFW?)
My daughter drew this dog pic. Probably NSFW
My mom got me a wine decanter for Christmas, which I store on top of my pantry. It
My friend sent me this pic of his self-aware poop. [Possibly NSFW?]
My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this
My Vote, My Voice, My Tits [NSFW]
My gf just me this pic.
My skin is also amazing. Spilled burning oil on my hand almost a year ago and here
My wife did some more SFX makeup practice on my hand. NSFW
My journey from almost losing my foot to a full recovery. It was an extremely brutal
My grandfather on my dad’s side of the family was in India during the war. He collected
My GF was trying to take a nice photo of the heart on my cat's back....
My wife had cookies made to celebrate my vasectomy (NSFW)