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"Honey, you're never gonna believe what happened to me today when I was cleaning

This never seems to happen at the mailbox I use

This never seems to happen at the Pathmark where I shop

This never seems to happen at the laundromat I frequent

This never seems to happen at the Sears store near me

This never seems to happen on my street

This never seems to happen at the laundromat I use

This never seems to happen when I need a book

10/9/11 - Never forget.(/tv/ when it happened)

So this just happened.
As someone who never visits or posts on reddit, I feel intensely

[SPOILER] I never thought it would happen to me...

Naww, look at you down there, playing with your little sissy wiener. I bet you wish

Commando, cause ya never know what might happen

Whenever I take a shower and come out, my hair stands straight up and spikes like

[request] Chick I wish I could, but never gonna happen

[f] Took this picture after my wimpy bf had sex with me a couple of nights ago...

(NSFL) Often sliced like this for the purpose of medical study, this proved to be

But those days, if the really happened, will never compare to our dreams.

I never get good 3-card submissions, then this happened

[Manga spoilers] After catching up on the manga and looking back at all of one piece...

(Srs) People who went missing and were never found, what happened?

Fresh breath. Never know what might happen

Finally. It happened. I hope to never receive anymore link karma again. [this is

I never thought it would happen to me...

You'll never guess what happened to this stripper at Thanksgiving!

I have a small frame and I'm top heavy. My ex-bf always wanted to show me off and

7/26/2016 Never forget what happened to Father Jacques Hamel /r/IslamIsCancer

I am never helping out my parents fix their computer again. Yea... This just happened.

This is what happens when you never wear panties, my sister took this pic of me when

Wife has a terrible habit of picking her scabs... Never seen anything like this happen

There was never any choice, though. It was always bound to happen.

LET IT HAPPEN ONE MORE TIME AND I'M UNLEASHING A HE'LL THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER

You never imagined your submissiveness would lead to this happening

[18F] I would never admit it to anyone I know, but I actually like being groped in

[18F] I would never admit it to anyone I know, but getting groped in public transportation

If want to PM me, write in where you live in the subject line; you never know what

[720x1280] TIL the first bald kitti in Playboy happened on September 2001. Never

You'll never guess what happened after the photoshoot

What happens when guys keep telling me there gonna come fuck me but never show

When the Minor Shift happened, I saw it as an opportunity. If I pretended to be who

HE AKSED HER IF SHE EVER HAD BLACK COCK SHE SAID NO THEN THIS HAPPEN!! CHEATING ASIAN

My hubby thinks he's gonna get me to wear this out somewhere. I indulge his (f)antasies

Idk what happened but this bitch ran onto the train, grabbed my hand, and mumbled

A dark day: Cole Medders (S35) says an OnlyFans is “never gonna happen”

Back in 2016 I opened minecraft only to see this. I can't be the only one who saw

Well that's never gonna happen, is it?

You never thought it would happen to you.

My wife never wears heels. She hates them. Unfortunately they happen to be my biggest

I never thought this would happen

The CEO of the company I worked for hosted a staff party at his massive estate. I

"Oh my God! Jenny, what happened to you?" I shouted right after seeing

She never could make up her mind, and as a result this sort of thing kept happening

Tim’s family hosted a foreign exchange student, who liked Tim’s country so much

Continued story: So, I never woke one morning like, "I wanna be a stripper".

You never know what's happening underneath ??

Always be smooth! You never know what's going to happen ;)

My wife (46, left) and my mother (71, right) had never been able to get along before.

I never had my cock rated before. Let's see what happens

You’ll never guess what happened next....

You wanted your wife to get blacked. But you never thought it will happen so quickly

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