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A little overweight but not bad for some drunk NYE pussy. NSFW
This is my penis. I am drunk. If you like it, thank you. If not that's ok. If you
Reason to NOT upload drunk pics on facebook. When you see it...
Be honest, am I a 7 if you're drunk, I'm rich, and we're in a fancy pants Swiss bar?
I'm not bored or drunk but I'm fucking horny
Maybe I'm drunk, maybe I'm not. You can't prove anything!
She may be that drunk but I'm not.
Feeling shitty today, got drunk on half a bottle of vodka (for now) and... well...
black and white drunk not too much on show :)
Probably not gonna do too well here, but whatever. Because.... Drunk
First time, slightly drunk, why not?
B(f) was stupid drunk last night and I'm not happy right now. Maybe you guys can
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not
Fuck its cold but I'm drunk enough to not care
[f] drunk and horny. face and boobs? why not!
It's Saint Patty's, I'm drunk, why not?
I'm drunk. PM me. Yeah, not the most flattering angles
Little drunk, why not
Fish Chowder- Not your typical drunk food, but it's easy and cheap
Kinda drunk, why not post (f)
Went shopping online when I was drunk. Today my purchase arrived... I don't own a
She's not that drunk......
I swear to drunk I'[m] not god
First post, drunk on Sunday, why not?
pt 2 And I'[m] a little drunk, not sleepy. Anyone else?
When I'm drunk and my wife wants me to go down on her [not NSFW]
I am drunk currently so why not
First time poster... Not sure how this works? But a little drunk with no one else
I"M NOT EVEN DRUNK
Just a little drunk, not too doity (; enjoy anyways
I swear that's not a smile of a drunk girl ?
I can't believe I'm sharing a picture of my penis with strangers... but I'm drunk
Last one tonight... I'm drunk.. so probably not..
a lil drunk but why not (f)
[M/S] She was drunk. Not stupid.
Still unhappy with it, but drunk enough not to care (PM's welcome!)
WCGW if I try to urinate on a busy street while drunk and not unzipped?
I’m drunk, so why not?
She's not THAT drunk
Fucked my roommates drunk GF on his bed. She begged me not to cum inside
I may or may not be drunk right now
So some drunk Cuck wants his wife Tasha up here being shared and is giving me all
The CEO of the company I worked for hosted a staff party at his massive estate. I
It's my birthday, I'm a little drunk & I wanna kiss a girl. The fact you're
Somebody come get this bitch! She FUCKED UP! HAHAHAHA! Drunk bitch so far gone she