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Not Drunk

This NSFW GoneWild chat is an example of how primitive human desires DO NOT WORK

22/[m] and drunk, figured why not.

X-post from wtf, thought we'd see it a little differently. You're in a straight jacket,

When I asked [m]y girlfriend, now ex, if she wanted to have sex with me she said

I'[m] drunk and horny. Why not just enjoy it ;D

I'[m] drunk and horny. Why not enough while i can.

Why not? I'm drunk.

Housemate does not like walking up stairs when drunk (NSFW)

Maybe I'm drunk. Maybe I'm not. You can't prove anything!

Gf says I'm immature and drunk? I am most certainly not.. (Nsfw)

Fuck you, I'm drunk, I'm not going to do some fancy dinner. I made bacon, sausage

I went to bed blackout drunk and woke up with this on my phone. Not quite sure how

comedic genius nick swardson inspired me to teach a friend not to fall asleep drunk

Apparently great pyrenees are not fond of overly affectionate drunk people.

New To Reddit and Drunk! Not Giving a Fuck I'[m] Small

While hanging out at my friends house my wife got drunk and was not paying attention

[M] Drunk So Why Not ;)

[50/50] Drunk chick getting body slammed into traffic (NSFW) | A cute puppy getting

The girl I was talking to for about a week got drunk last night and sent me this,

NSFW - Woke up to drunk roomates laughing.. not sure what i expected..

Procrastinating and [f]airly drunk. Wanna help me not do the things that I'm supposed

Will you paint my drunk nip slip? (Not NSFW)

I swear to drunk I'[m] not god

And I'[m] a little drunk, not sleepy. Anyone else?

A little drunk, so I figured I would throw [M]yself into the crucible, not huge but

This girl is just drunk/hungover and maybe looks a bit goofy naturally. She is NOT

Home cooked feaxpium from 6oz (two washes) third will be drunk later. Too crispy

You think I'm drunk now, but I am not/You're so pretty, come roll with me [F]

Drink drank drunk. Waiting on a safe return home text, so why not post for y'all

Once I get drunk, nobody can tell me not to walk around naked. PM for snap. I like

(M)Not picking I love all y'all just keep it up and I'll entertain besides who believes

(M) in the studio @ the moment but I swear the few girls well not girls WOMEN I WANNA

First time posting any of this.. im bi curious and a virgin tbh so please be nice

Who said drunks do not have hard dick? [M]32

Who said drunks do not have a hard cock? [M]32

I drunk ordered a Christmas present for my brother, was not disappointed in myself.

they may or may not be drunk....

Dafran: "Not gonna lie, I was fucking drunk as f#$k all day both days at the

The cleaning fee really should be a fuck ton more. Also if you are too drunk to even

Rough day..drunk enough not to care [f]

(m)e personally Aj A snake, liar, said me and my Aunte jumped him when he had his

Hopefully you’re not too drunk to appreciate this.

It might be too late and a bad time to post, but drunk .e does not care and will

I was drunk one night and actually paid for her $25 OF (yes, the non-nude one) but

We need a leader and not a theatrical drunk s,,n,a?p*racescale!

[Wickr] I'm super drunk. Show me something I'm not allowed to see:) wickr in comments

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