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Shit I Do

[NSFW-ish] WTF /a/, where do you find this shit?
I do this shit at least two times a year (about to install mods)
I always get shit from people for having a small butt... What do you guys think?
I was (f)eeling horny so I sent my boyfriend these pictures of me and his reply was,
This diva looks like she got caught in a fishnet. Honey you need to take that shit
I'm a scientist. Don't tell me what to do with my shit.
And while I'm naked hair-of-the-dogging it, "When the shit jumps off, what the
Ok the album shit isn't working out (f)or me..I feel dumb, so I'll do my verification
Ima need you to touch it, touch it, touch it. Or Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it. Shit
I fell deep into the bottle last night, my friends. Doing everything I can to keep
Fuck your shit /r/firstworldanarchists i do what i want
You gotta go to school to do this shit. I bet classes are hard.
This is what happens when you don't have shit else to do. Last one, I promise lol
[50/50] Gorilla doing backflip | Generic Shit (NSFW)
(Xpost from r/shittyfoodporn) (OC)I'm a chef but when I get drunk I do shit like
Other dealers may have other jobs or may be busy at the time, I get that, but my
This thing makes me do some crazy shit sometimes?
Holy shit do I need some release...
who said? "cause my li(f)e is dope and I do dope shit"
Sometimes I get too horny and do stupid shit
tell me [f] i'm pretty and all the fucked up dirty shit that you want to do to me.
[nsfw (no shit it's Monday, what do you expect)] Meth Monday, fudd edition.
This has got to be the dumbest fucking question anyone has ever asked me. And on
Ariel Winter is perfect fuck toy! Do i wanna fuck the shit out of her thick ass!
Sorry for being gone so long, had to do personal shit, but to make up for it, have
That little shit knows what he's doing
was bored, didn't know what to draw, I lack patients to do anything amazing, (Also
Wasn't on board with Dove Cameron until this pic. Holy shit, what a juicy ass and
My secretary had a full shit of CV, but she is hot as fuck, so I hired her. So sometimes
Holy shit!!! Wi[f]e let her new friend fuck her in the ass last night! I don't even
I stress all day about all the shit I have to do and then as soon as I get home I
THICC bitch Iskra Lawrence showing us she's gonna keep getting thicker and there
Tell us all the freaky shit you'd do to my wife
[M/S] ‘What kind of shit do you have on your mom?’
fuck my peehole until i come HARD AF, then do it again ? ? PUT THAT SHIT ON REPEAT
$1.5 million cash OR you get to fuck the shit out of Emily Ratajkowski for 1.5 hours.
Confession bear: The first thing I do when I find out a celebrity died is go to their
How do you control how many posts you make per day? This shit gets me hard as a rock.
What would you do she likes the kinkier shit. She likes it right and degrading.
Me doing kinky shit with Zooey at the minature golf club. I'm about to slide it in
18[f] thanks for the warm welcome ?. Now that we have some rapport, let's do depraved
I need someone to fuck the shit out of me!! Send me a DM in here and tell me what
I need someone to fuck the shit out of me!! Send me a DM in here and tell me what
31 [F] Coachella couple looking for a glory hole to meetup at in the Inland Empire
when we used do the hard shit .. oxys, xanax, kpins
[FO] Do no harm but take no shit - a gift for my mom
PSA: the n95 masks that people have been buying don’t do jack SHIT to protect you
i do be looking dumb as shit tho
For every day u/kirtthenarrator doesn't give us our new ass shit bathroom flairs
When mom told be she knew what I've been doing with her panties, I thought I was
AngelicaASMR who cares.This sub is so dry half the time for fuck sake, theres some
I think I'll make another account just to spam onlyfans subs, just cause it's annoying
Went on a lil hiatus to move and do some adult shit. Glad to be back. ?????
Staying at home, doing hot girl shit
wanna do witchy shit in the forest with me?
I want to fuck the shit out of Cecily Strong right before she has to do a live sketch
Quit my job yesterday. Healthcare in America treats it employees like shit! Going
Ah shit, here we go again! First full organic grow. Just water and mother earth doing
Icedev is doing great shit!
I can't talk rn, I'm doing schoolgirl shit