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TFW You realize this is most likely going to be episode 300
TFW No Feels
TFW you just rekd a fundie on Facebook in an intellectual exchange of witty banter.
TFW you learn Steven Universe owned Disney/Nick last night
TFW a reporter shoves a microphone into your face and you're really pissed off
TFW you're giving it to her but her love is with Satan
TFW you're going to CC Fiora but she ripostes it and CC's you instead (Fiora, Garen)
Tfw it's been a bit since your last post
tfw you realize you're gay
tfw you're cold and can't sleep
TFW there's no real morals
TFW you have to brush your vagina's teeth.
tfw you accidentally waste all your wishes adjusting the size of your cock and you
tfw you got no shoes
tfw your opponent has a bigger deck than you [Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V]
TFW your belly looks good on the sink
Tfw bossmode shadow's buggs and it gives you a nip slip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TFW I shiver while cumming. My hips have been squeezing and trying to hold whoever
tfw you were right all along
TFW u sharmat but she still suckin
TFW you have to take a bath and start reading some price tags on the wife's stuff
TFW when you're trying to make money online, but your brother can't be serious.
Tfw you’re ready on time but your friends are late so you pregame in the bathtub.
TFW estrogen has increased your libido... But you're single...
tfw you bang an asian and your sushi gets comped
tfw you make an alt on Mateus purely for HS things but now you have no glamours or
tfw you coordinate your whole outfit to your chastity cage
TFW you wonder what your ex-wife would think seeing you like this or if she knew
TFW you get drunk and you're dared to post your ass on reddit by your roomate. [F]
TFW ur horny but ur gf can't stay hard
tfw i was literal seconds away from my first prostate orgasm ever but my gf stopped
TFW you just want your dick sucked.
TFW You think you're going to get Trump and the Russians, but you forgot everything
Tfw you're frustrated and angry and you wanna (consensually) take it out on some
TFW she needs it in her backdoor NOW
TFW it's in your mouth....
TFW your junk just falls out of your pants and a camera happens to grab a shot
tfw you wanna post a full frontal nude but you also love Gondor
TFW her mom teaches your girlfriend how to suck cock
TFW you realize those top buttons are never gonna make it
tfw when youre done with life
Tfw when your bratty sub calls you "good girl"
tfw shrinking at home problems
tfw no hot girl to scold you for turning into an animal around her
TFW she *really* enjoys fucking you in the ass
tfw you will still never be tied under a futa centaur
tfw you will never lick a lollipop with a living fairy in it
Tfw no gf but maybe lifting heavy objects will make the sad head noises quiet
TFW you get to help her
tfw no cute little sister to surgically cut you open while you're asleep
TFW you realize you only have a too small towel available [f]
Tfw I keep buying different toys but always end up using my dildo
tfw goth gf :)
TFW when my lingerie gets me in the mood ;) [oc]
TFW no cutie with tentacles hiding under a table to surprise you
TFW no girl with a tongue like that
TFW only one nipple is hard
tfw your monster gf is into some kinky stuff (ahegaokami)
TFW no girl to make tentacle handholding real
Tfw your date shows up perfectly flatchested in a tight summer dress like me ?

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