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That Kid

If that's her kid, then she qualifies...

Was I the only one that HATED this book as a kid?

The Triple Lindy! "No one can do that... it's too dangerous!" If you caught

she might not look like a bimbo…but sucking your class mates cock in a car full

I'm an 18yr old babysitter taking care of your kids but you figured out that I want

Just found that a kid I knew in high school has a mother in porn

I finally found my first Bra That Fits!! My measurements had me at a 10E (Aus), but

"Wider. Wider... Whoa! Not that wide kid!" Butthole (F)riday continues...

Just wanted to throw this out there - Today I realized that my appreciation for big

yeah, that will help your kid grow

Cover that pussy! Just kidding ;)

Found this gem from the family cabin trip 10 years ago...that water bottle *was*

Now That Movember Is Over I Looked Like A Kid All Month

As the kids say these days, "That ass is phat"

One of the best things about living at a daycare is that I have an excuse to paint

I kinda have this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8

Facebook changes emblem of Freedom Kids to that of Hitler Youth

"You kids better finish that car game before we reach the shore." Oh we

DESTROY THAT ANUS, KID! MAKE YOURSELF ORGASM!

Please let me prove to my wife that after 2 kids..her body is amazing!!!

I just fucked my pillow and sent it to men on snapchat to entice. Would you leave

I STOLE MY PACK SHIRT FROM MY STEPDADS KID KYLE, THAT DOUCHE TOOK THE LAST MT. CHILL

My new backpack purse (that's actually a kid leash)

Great Shot, Kid! That was One in a Million.

KEEPING IT 100 MFER MAKE THAT BREAD I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M FUCKEN DEAD JUST KIDDING

Should I be nervous that my sister sent me this?! Just kidding, it was my cousin.

The kids that ate tide pods want to talk about gun control. Ok

My parents wouldn't let me get this as a kid because they thought it would be better

If in one culture a kid's parents tell him that stabbing someone is okay, and a child

When I was a kid I didn’t understand why the Four [F]s were “fight,” “flight,”

With that many heart symbols around her dialogue you know she's happy to have your

This kid is wasting his time, he doesn't have that much energy left

(F40) This is my favourite - but taken before the kids arrived! Not sure if I have

Nobody puts Bonnie in bondage. There's a nonzero chance that there's a scared dead

Do I look like that one kid from Dunkirk

Once you overpowered the babysitter, deciding what to do with her today was the real

There’s always that one kid in class...

I skated as a kid and off handedly mentioned to my buddy that I wanted to buy one

I was innocent, 16 yo kid, with buzzing hormones but without internet access, when

Found this sticker for a tattoo shop on a bucket at a local restaurant. This same

It is known that the kid tugs it till it enlarges.

Now that I'm starting to open up, do you want to see more of my face? ? (F37) wife

The Moment You Realize The Stripper That Just Took the Stage is Your Kid's Hot Teacher!

Got a dad bod and I don't even have kids - Ain't that a bitch?

I am 41 this week! Whenever I lament my changed boobs, I remember that I bore and

[M41][F40] At 7am we had some fantastic “it’s dark and rainy out, kids are still

AOC thinking that everyone's just kidding about stripping her naked and using her

ACB...that figure...those legs...hot af certified milf I don't care she's had 7 kids

Just took a ball slappin doggystyle pounding while my kids were upstairs. Is that

“She wanted a fucking cock... she wanted sex look in her eyes... you see that...

?4'11'' 93lbs? Shouldn't have got this, or realized how big it actually was. WTF

You're kidding right? This computer is fine man, stop calling IT up here just so

Ok kid, let's check how you learned that cunni lesson

The best on a girl is her smile...just kidding look at that butt!

Why is it that bigots always call you "kid" when they know their argument

2 kids already, I have a lover that fucks me bareback, question is if faced with

She'd been told that hers was a non-speaking part, and they had not been kidding.

These adverts for a kids game that doesn't even play like these pics But , lewd imagery

When kids are not around, that’s how mommy plays! Would you play with me?

Cute girl from Flint, Michigan at walmart with her 2 kids charging guys $50 to take

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