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He's the runt, they said. He's been abandoned, they said. Let me tell you something:
Give us titties, they said...We'll give you imaginary Internet points, they said!
"Don't worry" they said.. "You wont get hurt" they said... NSFL
"Werq," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.
Set them (f)ree they said, you'll get comments and PMs they said...
Get a job doing something you love they said... Your work will be enjoyable they
Go to the gym they said, your favorite shirts will still fit they said
Post more they said! We'll send you more PMs they said!
Go to Seshroulette they said... never smoke alone and its a penis free zone they
Get rid of the wrinkles, they said. It will be fun, they said.
"Try on the dress," they said. "It will look cute," they said..
Give up, they said. You'll never make a perfect loop, they said.
Come on Rumba Rapids they said. It will be fun they said...
Get a motorbike they said, it will be fun they said...
Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....
Keep wrinkles away they said, its beauty they said.
Wear a tank top they said. It'd be fun they said
Play lacrosse they said, it will be fun they said
"Read Mark Waids Daredevil" they said. "Its so light hearted and fun!"
Improved physics, they said.. Unique first-person experience, they said.. (NSFW)
Get compressions shorts they said... it'll make your dick less obvious they said....
Just crop it, they said. Can't recognize a body, they said. (f)
Go on tour with Miley Cyrus they said, it'll be fun they said
Post more pix they said. To the (f)ront page you go, they said
Let's drink they said, it'll be fun they said
"Read Spider-Man." They said. "It'll be fun." They said. [SPOILERS]
Go on Okcupid they said, it is nothing like grindr they said.
"Let your cousins play," they said. "It'll be fine," they said.
Go to the library they said, it'll be fun they said!
Just wear your T shirt over your bra and panties, they said. Nobody will see anything,
Go fishing they said... it'll be fun they said. (mild gore)
Not sure if this fits here, but my boss wanted me to go around the scales when she
Get your tits and ass in the same shot, they said. It will be easy, they said. (F)ucking
Try archery, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Post on gonewild, they said. It will be (f)un they said.
Go to the Wonderbolts show they said. It'll be fun they said.
Just go in in your underwear, they said. Noone will know they said.
"Let's go to the strip club for your birthday" they said. "It'll be
Work from home they said, you'll be productive they said...
GO PLAY COMMUNITY THEY SAID, EXACTLY THE SAME THEY SAID
Tell people the truth they said. Be up front they said.
Get wasted and blast logic by yourself they said. The Internet will love it they
Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing
"You get to be a model," they said, "work with animals," they
Play with a sadist, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Get a new stock they said. We'll burn some ammo and have a few laughs they said.
177013 isn't even that bad they said. Something like this can't happen in real life
My boss at work said I was acting like a stupid little girl, so he bought me a new
How big is the semi they said. Can we have proof they said. Enjoy
Run around they said, it'll be fun they said. Naw, sticking to yoga.
NSFW: Do BJJ they said, it’ll be fun they said...
skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said
"You should add landscapes to your smut, Cap--" they said "--it will
Multitasking is easy, they said... Just stay focused, they said...
"Buy a calvin klein set" they said, "it'll be comfortable and supportive"
"Wrestling isn't real" they said. "It's all staged", they said.
Age gracefully they said. It will be fun they said (F) 45
Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?
‘Use the rubber band method’ they said. ‘It’s so much better’ they said...
Put on the cat ears they said. It'll look cute they said

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