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This My Shit

So in my last post I got a lot of shit for a lack of tits. I'm gonna try to make
What's this shit on my dick?
I was taking a shit at the University look to my right and see this... One guess
Somehow woke up pantsless this morning :o but then my day turned to shit :c (F)ace
I this a hemorrhoid? [NSFW: Pic of my ASSHOLE & a spec of shit]
[NSFW] So my friend bar tends at this shit show of a bar in Manhattan...
Due to some really strange shit popping up in my life, I made this. It has no relation
"I(f) my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...
HOLY SHIT. Signed up for a sex site and found this pic of my aunt and uncle and....
Oh shit, this is my stop!
I guess posting this shit is my fucking job now or something.
Personally, being this skinny feels shit and it rocks my confidence. What do you's
Yes I know I'm not (f)at but I HAVE fat. This year I've gained close to 20 pounds
I fell deep into the bottle last night, my friends. Doing everything I can to keep
It's me and a girl [mf] I'm drunk and it's my birthday, this is her idea. sorry for
The only reason I keep a fb account. My feed is constant lulz and drama. I don't
HOLY SHIT-TITTIES IT'S MY CAKEDAY. Here, upvote this pic with ropes and boobs.
Wasted my money on this shit...
I[f] only my camera weren't a piece of shit, this could have looked "artsy"
Holy shit...something besides my boobs!! I hope this lace is enough to get some blood
After feeling like Shit at work all day, this'll make my day a lil better!
I fixed my SO a little nightcap, some liquid hydromorphone. I LOVE this shit.
It's Monday, I just finished my last final, and I have a week before summer classes
Got baked to watch the new episode, lost my fucking shit at this moment, I laughed
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour...
I had to save this shit to my computer
Ugh. This shit on my FB feed.
{f} Oh goodness gracious for a smart chick I can't get this shit right to save my
hey guys i tried my best to save priest from being shit tier,is this balanced enough?
So my dog decided to a take a huge, steamy shit on the floor this morning. I took
I get my bro a Christmas gift and look what this shit head does....
I shit my pants the 1st time saw this.
[SIQQIL WAR] I AINT PAYIN FOR SHIT WITH THIS WACK ASS RAPPER ON MY MONEY!!!!!
[F] Hi guys I'm new here! Look at my booty hole dropping this shit.
Holy Shit!! Shailene Woodley looking sharp and slutty in this pic!! My dick will
MILF!! Jizzed the shit out of my dick the moment I saw this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got taken down yesterday cause I didn't show enough of my nose ? you reddit moderators
The guy I'm (sort of) dating, text me like 3 times asking if I took my insulin, so
Not the most forearm centric shit, but it was on my phone and I just discovered this
I PUT ALL THIS WORK INTO MY BOMB ASS MEMES AND IMGUR MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am feeling super down this weekend, although I might not look it, spam my inbox
(F) I ain't posted in a while. My 3 kids got a little older. But I'm still 42.......and
Check out this fat fucking piece of shit in the making. Selfish little asswipe is
Arin (Oh My Girl) Sweaty Pits this some god tier shit
I'm back on my Barbara Plavin shit again. This time jerking it for that perfect tight
Dont usually post shit like this here BUT YOU GUYS I NEED TO SHARE MY NEW FRIENDS.
Thought I was getting fire before, and then I got my hands on this shit.. we have
so(m)etimes i wanna just say im sorry but my dick is way too big for this shit
Ah shit, here we go again. This quarantine is ruining all my chairs!
Just caught this fat sack of shit lounging in my yard
[f] I'm not really into scat but my brother loves it. This was his birthday present,
Oh shit! Here hold this before anyone notices my boob just popped out. Happy thirsty
Watching all of Twitter come together to shit on this extremely basic, practically
Woke up, looked at my insta feed. This shit is just fucked up.
It's hot as shit today ;~; this is my outfit to survive it!
So so sexy ass little Chicago bitch with a dick in her mouth and middle fingers in
He fucked the shit out of me while my hubby recorded , hopefully we can find a new
Of course this shit would happen to me. One half of my 50g order from Rouge River
Dog hoe throwing up in the toilet after licking my ass! I told her what it was before
"Aaaand everyone left the swap party while I was passed out drunk outside...