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A homeless man fell into an elevator shaft in Detroit during the fall of 2009. It

This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world...

So my husband thought it would be hot if he shaved off his pubes for me. It wasn't,

For years I thought my brother was gay. He is 13 now and I found this on his iPod.

[F] I was sucking a guy's dick and asked him to take a photo, I didn't see it properly

[NSFW] Customer wanted to sell his used PS3. Went trough the whole routine of checking

His girlfriend was sadistic. She wanted him to get railed, and he never thought about

My (F)riend said he thought pony tails on girls was hot. What do you think?

Co-worker thought my mug was dirty and gross so he took my grumpy cat-dick drawing

I thought my dealer was sending me a pic of his new re-up. He re-upped alright...

Until Jayman told me Tryonce was not a minor, this is what I thought of when he asked

On March 31st of this year, my 4 year old was mauled by a dog. He went through four

The boss thought that the most fair punishment for constantly grabbing both secretaries

So I was this in /r/funny and I thought it belongs here. He's gonna (m)ake your day!!

Heavy Weapons Guy is the experimental type when it comes to butt pleasures. But this

My sister thought her boyfriend was coming over after work, but it turns out I walked

Even God thought the Devil was beautiful until he (f)ell from Heaven.

This was in /r/wtf but I thought the guy was hot. Anyone know who he is?

Sis thought her boyfriend was coming over tonight but I called him and told him he

When my dad was 18, he entered his name into a drawing, for what he thought was a

When my dad was 18, he entered his name in a drawing, for what he thought was a free

It was suggested I share this here. He is away and I (f)ound my thoughts wandering,

BF left me because he thought I´m not sexy enough...was he right? [F19]

My bf thought you all might like to see this ass. Was he right???

I was talking to this guy and he said girl assholes were disgusting, which surprised

WE THOUGHT CAROT MCCOY WAS JUST A JOKE BUT HE IS REAL AND ALPACCA JACK IS OUR HERO

Always thought Craigslist hook ups were dirty. First one was he called me a dirty

I didn't respond to his "hi" so he thought the best course of action was

Not sure what he thought was going to happen

I thought my brother would stop fucking me when he got married. Guess I was wrong.

Night Out with Hubby's Friend. I thought the dress was too short, but he convinced

I went on a date with a guy I met at work. He said he had a present for me. It was

My first thought was "How'd he hold his arm still enough to get inked?".

Me and my bf, he is only about 6" which I thought was pretty big until I started

My boyfriend just admitted to me that he has always thought my pussy was ugly.

For some reason the barista thought my name was "Elea" after spelling E-L-L-A

Sent this to a [f]riend and it was well received ;) he thought I should share it

My wife and I tried DP years ago. She and I both thought the other guy was "in"

[Selling] [10] I've been so busy I've forgotten to change my panties for the past

[Selling] [10] I've been so busy I've forgotten to change my panties for the past

Granny already was happy to spread her legs. I wonder what the photographer thought

The day I woke up in Nick’s body I thought my life was over. When we met up, he

My husband was abusive but I loved him. I thought the solution would be to swap bodies.

It was really thoughtful of Master to give her a pillow for back support while he

It was really thoughtful of Master to give her a pillow for back support while he

My wife texting her bull before heading over. He got to enjoy those huge tits while

His new job was to fluff the bull before he fucked his girlfriend. It was harder

I woke up with a headache before school so my brother gave me what he thought was

"Finally! For a moment, I thought my plan had failed," I said as I suddenly

My rival was planning to get rid of me. "Too old to be the head of the gang".

Oh that's precious. You thought your husband was straight? No dear, he loves my cock

you thought her calling him daddy was a bit too much, but you never imagine he made

For a long time, Logan thought his size was a curse. But, when he got the chance

I thought I had already experienced the worst possible abuse from the neighborhood

The wi(f)e, 47, visited a friend and took a toy. He made her happy with it. I thought

She had thought Master had promised her he would make her a porn star, turns out

Yesterday the plumber was walking around our house and accidentally saw my fiance

some kid i was babysitting accidently hypnotized me to follow his every command.

Do to my Dyslexia, for the last couple years I think he name of this subreddit was

I thought taking both Mom and Dad would solve my bullying problem . But he made by

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