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My mom had a TIL moment about how ninjas would dip their throwing stars into feces

Decided to sit next to this fella to watch the fireworks where I live.

Fine! I didn't want to talk to an illiterate bitch anyways. She had the nerve to

Went to the phone store to transfer my old phone's pictures to my new phone. I forgot

I show boobs on Omegle to get people to donate to their local food banks.....is this

While at my friend's house, I went to his sister's room to say hello (mostly because

Today I finally decided that I was going to talk to the girl of my dreams. My friend

They are really pulling out the stops to get me to go to these websites [nsfw]

In my lab, we like to change peoples desktop backgrounds to those who stay logged

I had to blow 40 fags to get them to fuck.

Selling my house.My realtor is also my gf. She has to disclose that to buyers. Today

Achievement Unlocked? My friend who I introduced to reddit not too long ago saw this

Asking for help on the Internet can be hit or miss: "I need someone to fix the

I REALLY can't afford to work the next 4 days at my summer job, so I decided to check

I'm going to Sri Lanka next year and I wanted to find out about the dangerous wildlife

I wanted to find a sexy girl "happy birthday" picture to send to my brother

I found this in Reddit a long time ago, & sent it to a friend. Today he sent

Damnit, now I have to find a new video to finish to...

My grandma has been so excited about the dress she sewed me to wear for Thanksgiving

Told my non-redditor friend to send the "I just want you to be happy" text

My girlfriend was browsing Amazon to find a gift to send to her sister in Turkey.

I find myself playing the "what if" game when I'm trying to write cartoons....I

I discovered Reddit last year, and subsequently, Karma. For the past year I've been

Thanks to Reddit, I was all to able to answer my wife's questions...

It's my actual cake day and I just want to remind all the other guys out there to

My brother sent this to me...not sure if he meant to or he wanted to scare his Asian

I'm going to have to assk you to pull over

I will give Reddit Gold to the first person to guess what my friend was trying to

Went to the bar and came back to this; it's nice to have friends... NSFW

Good guy porn site? Chelsey Coutts gets her sex toys stolen by car thieves. Porn

My brother just sent me these. He has had to go to extraordinary measures to protect

My dad always told me to "look it up" if I didn't know how to spell something.

Had to blow 40 fags to get them to fuck (NSFW)

(NSFW) Instead of using photoshop to do a face swap we used to use a real scissors

My brother does graphic design, I gave him my iPad and told him to try to draw something

My gf texted me asking me to do the dishes before I go to work. I told her I already

UPS man dropped off package to my apt. I assumed it was mine and opened it immediately,

Wife asked for picture proof of the shoes that she asked me to bring her. She showed

last month I traveled to portland for a concert and decided to hit up the craigslist

If you're over the age of 18, and still a virgin: I present to you the simple solution

My grandpa gave this to me to hand out in highschool... No grandpa I don't want to

[NSFW] My housemate made me a pile of dick-shaped pancakes before I had to go to

So I work retail, and a man roughly around 70 comes in regularly to buy a six pack

*nsfw* I'm proposing a new challenge to beat the ice bucket challenge. I present

(NSFW) Of all places to get stuck at in the landfill, it had to be next to this dick

"Honey, I took you to this most romantic of locations to say I love you and

A girl I used to go to high school with posted this to facebook. When you see it.

My High School recalled all of their yearbooks due to a scandal... I managed to keep

(NSFW) My girlfriend likes to stick her loose hairs to the shower wall so I decided

Very surprised to turn to this page in the catalog that my SO's mom gave me to "browse"

I know it's fake but I give credit to whoever too hours to write this to fool my

“The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To know how

We needed to send a picture to get a warranty on a customers chainsaw and the guy

My friend recently got a job at a porn distributer, he sends this pic to stating

'NSFW' My husband challenged me to make a realistic version of my angry penis doodle.

My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work. (Possibly

My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work. (Possibly

My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work. (Possibly

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