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My mom had a TIL moment about how ninjas would dip their throwing stars into feces

Decided to sit next to this fella to watch the fireworks where I live.

Fine! I didn't want to talk to an illiterate bitch anyways. She had the nerve to

Went to the phone store to transfer my old phone's pictures to my new phone. I forgot

While at my friend's house, I went to his sister's room to say hello (mostly because

Today I finally decided that I was going to talk to the girl of my dreams. My friend

They are really pulling out the stops to get me to go to these websites [nsfw]

In my lab, we like to change peoples desktop backgrounds to those who stay logged

Achievement Unlocked? My friend who I introduced to reddit not too long ago saw this

Asking for help on the Internet can be hit or miss: "I need someone to fix the

I REALLY can't afford to work the next 4 days at my summer job, so I decided to check

I'm going to Sri Lanka next year and I wanted to find out about the dangerous wildlife

I found this in Reddit a long time ago, & sent it to a friend. Today he sent

Damnit, now I have to find a new video to finish to...

Told my non-redditor friend to send the "I just want you to be happy" text

My girlfriend was browsing Amazon to find a gift to send to her sister in Turkey.

I find myself playing the "what if" game when I'm trying to write cartoons....I

I discovered Reddit last year, and subsequently, Karma. For the past year I've been

Thanks to Reddit, I was all to able to answer my wife's questions...

It's my actual cake day and I just want to remind all the other guys out there to

My brother sent this to me...not sure if he meant to or he wanted to scare his Asian

So this happened 5 minutes after walking in to work while bending over to pick something

I'm going to have to assk you to pull over

I submit to you the new campaign to get kids to be healthy.

I will give Reddit Gold to the first person to guess what my friend was trying to

Went to the bar and came back to this; it's nice to have friends... NSFW

I'm trying to get my friend to make these into bumper stickers to leave on people's

Good guy porn site? Chelsey Coutts gets her sex toys stolen by car thieves. Porn

A photographer friend of mine asked to borrow my apartment to shoot a girl. I can

My dad always told me to "look it up" if I didn't know how to spell something.

Had to blow 40 fags to get them to fuck (NSFW)

I knew it was a pretty good size but she's always been to shy to comment about it

Had to cut this tag off after mum spent a good 2 minutes trying to figure out how

you have the right to remain silent, you have the right to be a slut, you have the

In response to the woman's response to the "why I'm glad to be a man ” post,

I was trying to get my gf to paint a canvas of me riding a t-rex so I searched google

(NSFW) Instead of using photoshop to do a face swap we used to use a real scissors

My brother does graphic design, I gave him my iPad and told him to try to draw something

Well played cards against humanity..... So I asked my GF to grab a couple cards to

Wife asked for picture proof of the shoes that she asked me to bring her. She showed

last month I traveled to portland for a concert and decided to hit up the craigslist

you guys keep talking about the signals guys need to have in order to know that a

If you're over the age of 18, and still a virgin: I present to you the simple solution

My grandpa gave this to me to hand out in highschool... No grandpa I don't want to

[NSFW] My housemate made me a pile of dick-shaped pancakes before I had to go to

So I work retail, and a man roughly around 70 comes in regularly to buy a six pack

*nsfw* I'm proposing a new challenge to beat the ice bucket challenge. I present

[OC] "Why do you have to go to the bathroom that often?" "I dunno,

I had to take my friend to hospital because he thought it was a good idea to drink

So I guess my friend found this here, where the fuck else. Time to pay it forward.

"In every block of WOOD I see a statue as plain as though it stood before me,

Girlfriend telling me facts to help her argument to get me to become vegan.

Just typed just random letters "vvj" in Google to refresh the page to connect

My girlfriend paused this video to open the door for me. I came to her laptop to

A girl I used to go to high school with posted this to facebook. When you see it.

Very surprised to turn to this page in the catalog that my SO's mom gave me to "browse"

I know it's fake but I give credit to whoever too hours to write this to fool my

“The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To know how

'NSFW' My husband challenged me to make a realistic version of my angry penis doodle.

My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work. (Possibly

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