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You know you've lost weight when you need a belt for your skinny jeans! (slightly
"When you’re young you get all worked up about what people think of you..."
You know you're cool when: You have a vinyl decal of your own face.
When you are at yoga class and you realize that you left the stove on at home
You know you're clicking on a NSFW post when you hold your phone like this
When you [F]ind cute undies you forgot you had☺️
"When you run, the road doesn’t care what you’re wearing, it doesn’t judge.
When you're trying to play pirate games, but you realize you gotta plan your funeral
When you're browsing tumblr but you disconnect and you have to reset the wifi downstairs
When you're already down and people just won't leave you alone.... "What the
When you realize you're slowly becoming the muscle pup you've always dreamed of being.
When you hope your fans will take you back after they didn't approve of who you're
You know you've gone wrong along the line when you get to this point
You're not you when you're hungry.
When you question whether you should knock and realize you are in a porn video.
When you look like this, you throw your stuff wherever the hell you want.
When you find the phone full of nudes you thought you lost…
When you see these nets, you know you're in trouble
When you can make her squirm like this, you know you're doing a good job
When you're a rapist and you banged a minor but you're a woman so it's not a big
When You Ask Whats For Dinner And She Send You This Pic Saying "Hope You're
When you have no boy to send nudes to so you post them online cause you're feeling
When you just got off work and you are really horny, so you just masturbate in the
When you are trying that your Bf buys you something you want (f)
when you’re hot... but you realize you’re missing that X factor.
When you feel depressed so you decide to look at cute girls to feel better but instead
When you have a fat ass you get some cellulite, but I don't mind, do you? ;)
When you are running around all day and you feel the buildup in your pants as you
When you invite a guy for a date but are too shy to fuck but he says its okay and
You can't resist me. You'll melt when you hear my sexy French accent [Kik][cam][vid]s
You know you’re a trap when you get super excited about a tight new dress... for
When you woke up, the girl you picked up at the bar last night was standing before
when you just wanna be a good girl but then you remember you're a gosh darn dork
You wade through a swamp of dick pics when you sort by new, but you get a prize every
When you see something on this sub and you are trying to decide if you like it
When you get home from work and you can be as little as you want
When you sell your arcane to buy as many mage's books as you can and Siren's tome
When you figure out you're lesbian and then suddenly realise you have no genital
You know you slept good and hard when you wake up with lines all over ? Who wants
when you hug a girl but you forgot that you have a boner
When you’re stuck inside the hospital on a nice day & you wish you were
When you’re stuck in scrubs on a nice day and you wish you were at the beach instead.
when you ask your friend to pick you up milk at the store, but then they forgot so
When you don't have a uterus, but your body still decides you're gonna have PMS-like
When You're A Slut Who Lives With Your Parents, You Have To Take Boys To A Forest
When You Cum Before You Penetrate Her... And You Still Give Her A Creampie
When you tell your fwb you cant see her anymore cos you got a girlfriend but she
When you saw the left, did you imagine the right...? Hope you like my natural boobs!
When you get the chance to fuck your friends wife, you give it everything you’ve
You don't feel like you are winning unless you get a prize when you are done... but
When you tell your dom you go a new air fryer and he tells you he can't wait to see

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