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Don't Believe Me

I don't like my body. People tell me that it's great, but I can never believe them.
Can't believe this subreddit is telling me what to do. I don't have to subscribe
I wouldn't believe you if you told me you don't find Ashley Paleta beautiful (via
I believe I'm naturally beauti[f]ul, I don't need you to tell me(;
Okay, last one for tonight. I don't want you to get sick of me. It's hard to believe
Reddit: You don't have to be a huge _____ fan to appreciate _____ ______ doing ______
Made the mistake of trying to reason with a feminist on OKCupid. This stuff depresses
People tell [m]e I'm small, some tell me I'm big, I don't know who to believe lol
You believe in Ultra Comics, don't you? Well, say it with me then! [Multiversity:
Can't believe you guys convince me to do all this. Wish I don't get recognized (secretly
If I was sitting directly in front of you at the air port and you hear your seating
Why don't women believe I'm me? Just let me love you!
FLAT_EARTH_ERIC,... PLEASE STOP ATTACKING ME,... I DON'T CARE HONESTLY,.. IF YOU
FLAT_EARTH_ERIC,... PLEASE STOP ATTACKING ME,... I DON'T CARE HONESTLY,.. IF YOU
I don't know how but my wife turned me into a woman. She then turned herself into
I believe today will be my last day as Melanie here... It has been a nice one tho,
"Commander, let me in! I'm a fairy! Don't you believe in fairies?" (Prinz
I don't think some of you believed my friend when he said he was trying to help me
"Hey, don't worry, you did your best out there, okay? Next time you'll do even
"Ugh! I can't believe a stray catgirl managed to steal my body! And then she