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I <3 U 2 Anons

Anon needs help getting chicks.
Anon goes to the bar.
Anon live changed because of toilet paper [The best greentext story I have ever read]
Anon makes /b/ jelly
Anon describes the ultimate lifehack
Anon wants to see a pussy
Anon freaks out (Possibly NSFW?)
Anon gets #rekt
Anon wins the first battle
Anon seduces a tard
Anon talks about God-tier movies
Anon has sex with his friend's sister
Anon goes literally autistic
Anon's friend has a theory
Anon doesn't appreciate the heavier patients. (x-post from r/4chan)
Anon discusses porn
Anon recognizes a dick.
Anons only love
Anon has a tick on his dick
Anon reveals his secret (NSFW)
Anon knows what's up
Anon is not impressed by ISIS[NSFL]
Anon bangs a landwhale (NSFW)
Anon and his ''straight'' friend
Anon recognizes a celebrity
Anon licks it
Anon is a brony.
Anon talks about her crush on Keira Knightley
Anon on Condors
Anon wants advice on how to last longer in bed NSFW
Anon likes worms
Anon's Going to Lose His Virginity
Anon talks about fellatio
Anon is not a faggot
Anon has a strange D&amp;D experience (NSFW?)
Anon explains bipolar
Anon tries to bang his mom
Anon Visits His Dad
Anon goes to the sauna
Anon wants a picture Photoshopped[NSFW]
Anon fucks his mom
Anon wants a pair of fuckpants
Anon's thoughts on diapers (NSFW)
Anon shows off his desk
Anon's curious
Anon's new kitten
Anon has a date
Anon is 8
Anon on big tits
Anon doesn't like pussy
Anon posts Swedish girls
Anon is racist
Anon knows the cure to depression
Anon cucks BBC [NSFW]
Anon's dirtiest sex memory
Anon is a cuck
Anon on flexibility
Anon puts an "E"
Anon writes a poem
Anon dates a furry