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Kidding But G O D

I'd get naked right now...but i'm with my wife and kids.
she might not look like a bimbo…but sucking your class mates cock in a car full
I finally found my first Bra That Fits!! My measurements had me at a 10E (Aus), but
Can't believe this, but...desperate times... I'm a single mom from the midwest and
My kids wouldn't approve of this, but being a mom sometimes means giving people what
Not 35 yet, but how about a [32] dad with three kids? First time posting.
(F) In the kitchen, where I belong- just kidding! I don't cook very well, but I know
When the little black kid finally meets his daddy but daddy ends up dead
My wife had always been the one to deal out punishments when the kids were bad but
22M/5'8"/130-ish lbs, just got home from the gym. I'm trying to not be the skinny
not sure the kids liked the outfit, but the dads sure did [f]
When I was a kid I didn’t understand why the Four [F]s were “fight,” “flight,”
(F40) This is my favourite - but taken before the kids arrived! Not sure if I have
I have the kids' toys ready, but now I need my stocking stuffed [f]
F/24/5'5"/165lbs always have felt a bit "chubby" I've had people tell
been a while, but posting again [49, 2 kids]
I skated as a kid and off handedly mentioned to my buddy that I wanted to buy one
I was innocent, 16 yo kid, with buzzing hormones but without internet access, when
Sorry baby but we're having black kids!
I've really messed up!!! The spell was suppose to swap me with this woman's husband!!!
Accidentally shaved my fingernail off in the shower 2 days ago. New blades are sharp,
The Halloween party was absolutely wild last night. As soon as I walked through the
43 with 3 kids. Please be kind. My nipples are really pink but the lighting was bad
My dad is enjoying my mom’s body after we started family swap therapy. I’m in
19F 4'11'' 93lbs Back with my continued mission hoping I make even just one person's
Hard to believe but this mommy has 3 kids, all with diff guys. Who else wants to
No lady you attract all men, but pick losers to have kids with.
Walked my kids to the bus stop wearing nothing but this robe today; I caught the
Back at it, but quietly so the kids don't know ?
When you gave the all clear for some midnight delight but didn't notice the sleeping
You're kidding right? This computer is fine man, stop calling IT up here just so
Stairway to Heaven...just kidding. It's the stairway to the beach, but it's a lovely
Scrawny as a kid -> overweight early 20's. A gym and lifestyle routine helped.
If you don't have kids, your 30s are like your 20s but with money!
(f21) he wants a vasectomy but i want more kids ? guess someone will have to take
These adverts for a kids game that doesn't even play like these pics But , lewd imagery
The Kids want something to eat but i need something else
I may be 50, but I can still have more kids