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MRW when my girlfriend asked what we should do after dinner

MRW 'Murica's finest capture goddamn terrorist bastards

MRW I know I look hot.

MRW I finally find my laser pointer [Fixed]

MRW I run out of fuel in Kerbal Space Program

MRW I Underestimate a NSFW Link

MRW we're almost done and she says "I'm not on birth control"

MRW a friend goes to look at my computer screen and I have multiple tabs of NSFW

MRW when I meet a girl who is a tease

MRW I accidentally click a NSFW at work.

MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

MRW rent is due.

MRW I'm doing the "Thriller" dance at the club and notice someone cute

MRW I click a link not marked "NSFW" (at work) and it ends up being gore/porn

MRW I get that 2am text that says “come over”

MRW I catch up with the manga and realize it's still on hiatus

MRW there is a NSFW post right after an article.

MRW The wife gets home after a week at her mothers

MRW I'm shadowbanned by Ellen Pao for this gif.

mrw there are "hot, single girls" that are looking for me in my spam folder

MRW when my firefly leaves for a gangbang, and I'm both scared and happy for him

MRW I wake up after dreaming of (f)ucking two strangers

MRW I'm Wade Phillips and my D is ranked #1

MRW when I'm Rayman and I confuse my bird for my dick

MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on

MRW people are jerks.

MRW My invisibility potion finally works so I sneak into a game of tag on Halloween

MRW I take my friend Marion to the theater, and the spoilerific trailers begin playing

MRW I go outside after browsing /r/conspiracy

MRW someone trusted me and I failed them

MRW I open my inbox to a bunch of messages complaining about my titles

MRW I find out Obama is relieving the debt to those permanently disabled.

MRW he sucks my soul through my dick

MRW I watched this episode

MRW I catch my friend checking Facebook while we're at the stripclub

MRW the Cincinnati Zoo killed the most beautiful, inspiring gorilla in the world.

MRW I heard about dreamworld accident

MRW I'm a group of black people and someone does a magic trick

MRW a Tinder hookup thinks they have the magic touch that can overcome a lifetime

MRW I hear Iran are going to ban Americans from entering their country

MRW ich in die Wohnheimsküche gehe...

MRW I hear someone break into my home.

MRW I've been watching Shibari vids and my partner wants me to tie her up

MRW I have enough money left over in the budget for a safe. [Oh see if you can step.

MRW I hear gungrabbers talking about high cap mags

MRW the ATF shows up but I have no pupper

MRW /r/sexwithdogs was banned

MRW reading all the gun control comments on the front page

MRW this sub has gone NSFW

MRW someone asks me if I'm a Norm fan.

MRW I heard we were doing sexy Star Trek gifs and I have a thing for feet

MRW I'm just getting desperate for lewd touch.

mrw I browse this subreddit

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