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It'll be [F]un, She said. I can [m]ake you cum, she said.
HEY FAGITS, SHE SAID USE LUBE. I SAID NO.
"Werq," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.
Go to ladybonersgw they said, they will like you they said
NSFW Is this going on the internet? She said. Of course not, I said..
Go to the gym they said, your favorite shirts will still fit they said
He said, "Hold that pose!" I said, "What? Doesn't everyone do AM Yoga
She said she had a secret tattoo. I said,"I don't believe you."
This girl I'm dating's feet. She said no one has ever said anything positive about
(f) Second pic attempt, bf said please, I said yes.
Husband said be extra slutty. Try something new he said. Well [F]uck, okay.
Rent a car they said... It will be fun they said... Well they were right!
Get compressions shorts they said... it'll make your dick less obvious they said....
"Read Spider-Man." They said. "It'll be fun." They said. [SPOILERS]
He said to put on something bright that said "I'm not wearing this to look pretty,
Go on Okcupid they said, it is nothing like grindr they said.
Go to the library they said, it'll be fun they said!
She said they won't like the pink wig. I said they won't even notice...
He said that he loved my swimsuit. I told him the bottoms were panties. He told me
Try archery, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
She said she was an angel. She said she wanted wings.
It started out as a little playful nibbling, licking, tickling, and teasing, but
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
Just go in in your underwear, they said. Noone will know they said.
I said, What you like about me? He said, That your ass fat
Get a dog they said. It will be fun they said. They didn't mention who would be having
[B/S] I could have said no, but my BFF said he has an awesome cock
Just wear your white T shirt to swim in the friends said, it won't be see through
He noticed I wasn't wearing green and said I needed to be pinched. I said I needed
[H] "Go swimming in the lake, you said. There's no toxic waste whatsoever, you
Wanted to wear my favourite green dress out but daddy said no cause everyone would
Went back to work. She said the maintenance guy left his hat there. I told her to
Someone said last pic was to blurry, so she said to show you this one, tell her if
Do I look like a stupid little girl in these knickers? A man said I did. Then he
They said there'll be snow at christmas, They said there'll be peace on earth, But
You don't like the fact that your Mom was hanging out with her younger co-worker,
She knew you were real good with knots. [Friend] [Rope] [If you read the caption
The orthodontist said her teeth were perfect. At least she thinks he said teeth.
"Of course I've done it," she said breezily, looking at her rival to make
This is for the man who wanted to see me on my hands and knees, like an animal. He
(Miley Cyrus) There's something to be said for a cute, shy girl, but there's also
I have to attend weekly ‘reconditioning’ classes at work. They said the guys
She always said she loved you, her actions said otherwise
"Buy a calvin klein set" they said, "it'll be comfortable and supportive"
When your GF said she was bi-curious you thought it was hot. When she said she had
She said she wasn't interested in playing with others. I gave her the chastity. She
Ya know, men who complain about not being able to breathe in a mask, haven't gone
and on the seven day, god said "let there be ghosties!". no wait, that
Dude said he was thirty and the lady said "no you are fucking not".
He said that if he sees it he will stop bothering so I said yeah
I said what I said
my mom said "i can barely recognize you." and i said "duh, thats the
He said it was too deep and asked me to stop... but he never said the safe word ?
No food, no drink, no noise, they said. It will still be fun, I said. ??