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(F) while on my Victoria Secret shopping trip.. Text my BF and said "pick a
A friend of mine said there are only 11 dots on the shirt, i said 13. Who's right?
"I bet your tongue can't reach your nipple." they said.. "Oh yeah,
She said she likes some meat on her man, I said okay!
Boyfriend said not to put it on [f]acebook, but said it would look good here...
I said I want a [f]ull house, they said "you got it dude!"
He said "Behave" and she said "Teach me".
[Gifted] I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt? You wanna do
Get a motorbike they said, it will be fun they said...
Keep wrinkles away they said, its beauty they said.
(NSFW) My friend said he would get a tattoo on his ass if we paid for it. He asked
More sex toys, you said? More ass shots, you said? Your request is my command, [f]ellas.
Wear a tank top they said. It'd be fun they said
Play lacrosse they said, it will be fun they said
"I don't need to go anywhere" she said, "I'm the place to go"
"i want to be one of Your girls", she said, "fuck me until You're
They said it wasn't possible to make Karl any sexier. I said it was. Who's the crazy
Go on tour with Miley Cyrus they said, it'll be fun they said
My Master said I've been a good boy and said I should post here
"This is the last one," I said. "I have enough toys," I said.
"Install skimpy mods", my penis said "it'll be sexy", he said
She said she masturbates a lot, and he said....
You're the strangest person I ever met, she said, and I said, you too, and we decided
Not sure if this fits here, but my boss wanted me to go around the scales when she
Get your tits and ass in the same shot, they said. It will be easy, they said. (F)ucking
So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?"
Joe Biden said buy a shotgun. He said nothing of clothing. [OC] the Meth of July.
Tell people the truth they said. Be up front they said.
my (f)wb said she doesn't need suntan lotion. She said only pantywaist tourist use
They said guitars would get be girls. I said the guys would like it better
Her head said "No! No! No!" but her butt said "I'm totally available!"
He said, “show me a filthy pose,” I said...(f)
My boss at work said I was acting like a stupid little girl, so he bought me a new
A man said that I had ‘nice tits’ and made me show him. Then he told me to put
The man next door came and said I was making a lot of noise when I came home with
Run around they said, it'll be fun they said. Naw, sticking to yoga.
Mama always said never to stretch your shirt but as Coach Klein said "but what
He said I would ‘naturally’ know what to do. But I thought it was too big to
Guys, you have to believe me! Me and my mom got into an argument about who has it
He wants me to say 'sorry' to you all, although I don't know what I have done wrong.
slutwife came home drunk in an uber... said driver was cute and was flirty... she
"Yes?" she said with her cute little smile. Then just a weird thing happened,
I’m a waiter, and this rich bitch was so rude. She’s undeserving of her life
I asked mommy for a change but she said I didn't need one yet....so instead she locked
[SPOILER] Last week’s episode, Charlie said that her true appearance would melt
"You should add landscapes to your smut, Cap--" they said "--it will
My dad cums on my tits 5 times a day. I love how quarantine finally made my fantasy
They said I couldn't wear these to work anymore they said they were too "distracting"
My brother and I are quarantined together. He asked me for anal. At first I said
Master said, "I can make your pussy hurt your nipples without touching you."
“Do I have to?” My son said from his older sister’s body. He’s been exploring
This was me goofing off...I grabbed my hat on Saturday and walked up to my W..took
He said that if he sees it he will stop bothering so I said yeah
When Master had asked what they should do next for fun, she'd said, "I'm stumped,
‘Use the rubber band method’ they said. ‘It’s so much better’ they said...
[F] Get on your knees, he said. It will be fun, he said. ?
Master had said "Zip your lips!" and she had laughed and said, "My
“Anyway, the producer pulled out his fat cock and said that if I wanted a role
She said she wanted the type of body all the guys want. He said he wanted to wake
My wife/Godess said she was tired of stroking my clit since trying to apply friction