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TFW you just rekd a fundie on Facebook in an intellectual exchange of witty banter.
tfw you win a 3 years supply of baby products
TFW you learn Steven Universe owned Disney/Nick last night
tfw you get home from a club and get none despite being cute af
TFW you're giving it to her but her love is with Satan
Tfw you can't sleep
Tfw it's been a bit since your last post
TFW you reach 100 subscribers! I love you guys. Making me smile so hard my dimples
tfw you're cold and can't sleep
TFW there's no real morals
TFW you have to brush your vagina's teeth.
tfw you got no shoes
tfw your opponent has a bigger deck than you [Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V]
Tfw rolling face and it's in the 90s
Tfw bossmode shadow's buggs and it gives you a nip slip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TFW you have to be down at supper in five minutes.
tfw you were right all along
TFW u sharmat but she still suckin
TFW you believe in home defense, just not doing it successfully.
tfw your friends drag you to the Jason Aldean show but you end up getting to see
TFW you don't have anyone else to practice ties on
TFW you have to take a bath and start reading some price tags on the wife's stuff
Tfw you’re ready on time but your friends are late so you pregame in the bathtub.
tfw you bang an asian and your sushi gets comped
tfw you make an alt on Mateus purely for HS things but now you have no glamours or
tfw you coordinate your whole outfit to your chastity cage
TFW you wonder what your ex-wife would think seeing you like this or if she knew
TFW you can't see your toes.
tfw you get the actual medical bills
tfw it slips out
TFW wanting to fuck a 70+ year old anti tank rifle [PTRD]
Tfw you're frustrated and angry and you wanna (consensually) take it out on some
TFW your junk just falls out of your pants and a camera happens to grab a shot
TFW you get to Elmo's door but are to shy to knock >.<
TFW her mom teaches your girlfriend how to suck cock
tfw when youre done with life
Tfw I'm a domme usually into guys and project stoic confidence but am secretly very
tfw new toy
TFW your shirt gets stuck while trying to take a sexy undressing selfie [f31]
TFW your girlfriend doesn't even own any panties
TFW she *really* enjoys fucking you in the ass
Tfw no gf but maybe lifting heavy objects will make the sad head noises quiet
TFW you get to help her
tfw he’d rather jerk off than fuck this
tfw no cute little sister to surgically cut you open while you're asleep
TFW your girlfriend is impregnating your sister
Tfw I keep buying different toys but always end up using my dildo
tfw goth gf :)
TFW when my lingerie gets me in the mood ;) [oc]
TFW no cutie with tentacles hiding under a table to surprise you
tfw you know you’ve earned a spanking (OC)
TFW no girl with a tongue like that

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