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The Smurfs will trim the shit out of your kitty!

"Holy shit, look at your boobs!"

I shit on your conformist rules!

My roommate will shit on your rules.

B(f) can't dirty talk for shit. Does my ass inspire some of your better lines?

One more, I have to go slay dragons and shit. Your PM's are always welcome :D

The shit you can get your g[f] to do..

I'M TOO BORED OF THIS SUBREDDIT TO EVEN FAP, EAT MY SHIT FAGETS AND DIE WITH YOUR

Allow me to confuse the shit out of your boners [NSFW]

I'm /u/N0000, and I post all your favorite shit.

I'm /u/N0000, and I post all your favorite shit.

TVU doesn't give a shit about your birthday but he sure does love cake.

I made this so you can masturbate to a caption that doesn't include animals, cheating,

The shit you find on your Facebook feed...

NSFW Just a reminder to wear your eye pro. Sometimes shit happens.

When you're tired of your little brother's shit NSFW

ILL FUCKEN SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK MFER!!!!

YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A SUIT THAT YOUR HOT SHIT?

OTHERWISE IF YOUR TOO **PUSSY** THEN I'LL JUST SIT HERE EATING MY BANANA WHILE YOU

If you wonder why National Geographic went from Good to Shit, (((here))) is your

Chicks playing with your butt is the shit. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

When you just don't give a shit but you know your sexy as fuck...

"I swear to God Randy, if you got that shit on my new sheets I'm gonna stomp

For fuck sake Stacey, I need to take a shit right now! What the fuck are you even

LTC is shitting the bed today, but your complements are helping take the sting away

When your bro doesn't give a shit

When you leave shit out of your diary

Mia li tighter than your regular shit.

Never occurred to me that just about every country has its own type of black metal.

"Lol, your boyfriend won't do shit, stfu." [Roommate POV]

Feeling like shit. What's your go to comfort bands/songs? (f) (image)

This Guy Is Fucking Hot-Shit! He Loves His Soccer. He is Challenging You To A Game.

NSFW!!! HOLY SHIT CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK, MURICA!!!

put your hand up on my throat and squeeze that shit. (F)uck all that sentimental,

3D shitting on your face

TO THE SHITS DOWNVOTING I GIVE YOU AN UPDATE ON THIS FAT FUCK. YOUR DOWNVOTING HAS

Being told not to use your pistol when the DPS can't protect you for shit

Gonna burn a candle in your ass while we do witchcraft and shit.

My middle finger. Fuck you. I hope your toilets all overflow while you're shitting.

Pull out your violin for this 34F divorcee who just lost her current baby batter

You know you want me to ram this big 8 inch black dildo up that sissy ass of yours

NSFW Who gives a shit about your sex life?

Holy shit it stinks! Who farted? Megumi...? Why are you holding your butt like that?

Back on my xfiles shit, whos your favorite character? (OC)

Been sick the past couple of days and taking it easy today. I'll be back on that

Oh yeah, got the absolute shit pounded out of my cheeks after the twitch stream,

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