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Being A Kid

Stay back? You've gotta be kidding.

Classy kid on my newsfeed didn't realize this would be posted on his recent activity

[Manga Spoilers] I swear, this has got to be the biggest "are you friggin kidding

As Dan Savage says, "Valentine's Day: Remember, kids, [CLUCK] FIRST. [Cluck],

After hearing Fred Phelps grandson on the radio and being raised in an abusive religious

you gotta be kidding

I'm so tired of being called "cute" and "adorable". I'm a {f}ull-figured

[F] Too big? (Who am I kidding, they could never be too big)

[tw: man ass, permabulking] can I be part of the cool kids club now?

You Have GOT to be Kidding Me

A bit mild (f)or gone wild. Please be nice I've had two kids (explains the belly

Urgot to be kidding me (Female urgot by Nishino)

Mom Took A Pounding Be(f)ore Kids' Sports This Morning

One of these kids has to be lost or something... can you guess which one?

It's going to be a hell of a ride kids! Your Uncle Mo is in town and booked us a

28 w/2 kids, am I to young to be a milf?

Sometimes, it pays to be the new kid [Futa]

Emo kids be like

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I FN HATE BEING TREAT*D LIKE A KID AT SCHOOL!!

KEEPING IT 100 MFER MAKE THAT BREAD I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M FUCKEN DEAD JUST KIDDING

After the kids go to bed, it's time for me to relax, unwind, and ummm...(f)antasize

Clapton actually might be God since he kills kids.

A kid waiting to be seated handed this to me in the middle of our dinner rush. I

Thanks man! She'll be home before the kids leave for school... Maybe. ;-)

I'm trying to work the hotwife, sharing her angle. But she needs a confidence booster.

My parents wouldn't let me get this as a kid because they thought it would be better

Wife says after kids guys wont be interested anymore! I say she is a MILF tell her

C'mon kid, you don't have to be back till later. Stay a little longer

Waited for kids to go to be (f)or my new years fun!!

My wife said that I’m not getting unlocked until she wants kids, so I should get

Yay! We can finally feel halfway useful in a battle royale. Who am I kidding, we're

I may be 42 with 3 kids, but goddamn....I'm still killing this shit ?

I may be 42 with 3 kids, but I can still rock your world

Guy said I was still tight for having a few kids and being over 40. Feel free to

I've really messed up!!! The spell was suppose to swap me with this woman's husband!!!

Crying kid? Check. Locked in a basement of abusive parents? Check. Killing disabled

When the kids are at school, I just love being stretched out on the couch in my birthday

Daddy will you play with my tits? «I think hanging out with your kid would be nice»

? <I think hanging out with your kid would be nice> I want your hands

I love my small titties. How about u? ;) <I think hanging out with your kid

I’m ready for you! (I think hanging out with your kid would be nice) ?

[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] Laying sick in bed today,I need

[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] I want to hear how you would use

? |I think hanging out with your kid would be nice| I'm switch in a submissive mood

/I think hanging out with your kid would be nice/ Rate my tiny breast

(I think hanging out with your kid would be nice) i think people here like little

will you play with my tits? ? «I think hanging out with your kid would be nice»

A 300-lb kid at my school slammed a little grade nine directly on his head yesterday,

F 45, 160lbs, 5'10" mom who wants to still be sexy after kids but gravity and

Maybe the next kid will be yours

"Wow kid, you really are smitten for this girl, huh? You bought her the good

Screw those kids in school who made fun of me for being hairy — my pubes are sexy!

(F32) 38DD, used to be a C cup before kids

This could be why I have two kids already [F]

Spending my birthday in NOLA with my wife and kids! It’s going to be a great day!

38. Lost about 25 lbs over the last 3 months. Got all of 15 minutes alone to take

You better be a practicing Christian and willing to overlook she has two kids.

Three Whole Fuckin Silver Coins? You Gotta Be Kidding Me, Here's 2.

When I was a kid, I was made fun of for being pale ?

I may be 50, but I can still have more kids

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