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So my friend got a text today....(stickman NSFW)
Found this on my computer and lol'ed. This is probably in bad taste, but I felt it
What is wrong with you? (NSFW text)
So my friend sent me this picture in a text and said " breast cancer awareness
4chan plays a game [NSFW text]
Youtube bothers me sometimes. Pedo's. Pedo's everywhere. (NSFW text)
The lengths some people will go to win on the internet... (nsfw text)
Thought this was going in a completely different direction... (Possibly NSFW text)
it's like they don't even try to make it look real NSFW text
[NSFW text] Oh come on Facebookers, stop this shi- wait, what?
Finally got fed up with getting texts meant for "Dennis"....then WTF (nsfw
I get a text from my friend regarding Clint Eastwood's daughter (NSFW)
Surely don't vex her, right? [nsfw text]
Googled random dog question, came up with an unexpected result (NSFW text)
"I felt like a Hero..." [NSFW Text]
Found this through a random imgur image finder. I've never seen anyone point this
How me and my friends play scrabble (nsfw text)
Got a random text and decided to mess with the guy.
142 If only she knew. 143 .... [why are these text purple?!]
This Music Reviewer gets it (NSFW text)
My best friend likes to keep me updated.. (NSFW text)
Best text message to start my day with a laugh. This is from the husband. Nsfw language.
....? (NSFW TEXT)
My first omegle experience. (long) (true) (NSFW text)
People are getting creative with text books sorta NSFW for bad drawing
So I was sexting my girlfriend on Skype and saw a golden opportunity. [NSFW Text]
I'll text you later....much later...;)
Nothing has ever escalated that quickly. (NSFW text)
*NSFW* Unsure of the source, as it's been flying around in group texts, but I believe
Omegle text chat in a nutshell.
This is the text....
Trolling my balls when the wrong number texts. (NSFW)ish
A friend got this text this morning.
What my buddy did for Halloween [text]
Well, that just seems RIGHT up Reddit's alley...(NSFW text)
Gino Pietermaai speaks the truth about condoms (NSFW text)
Ladies and Gentlemen: I present to you, Pikapoon. [OC] [NSFW Text]
Somebody sent their text to the wrong number
just had this text exchange w/the wife, slightly nsfw
That escalated quickly (nsfw text)
"The women may pass gas in my face." [Text Post/Slightly NSFW] An application
Told my non-redditor friend to send the "I just want you to be happy" text
Saw a stripper that looked like Flo. Wife was compelled to share what she thought
Just doing the spanish assignment in my Spanish 4 text book when...(it's a spanish
My racist Uncle is a Celtics fan. I'm a Clippers fan. Here is his response when I
Emoticon my SO texts me to express her feeling for me (nsfw)
What is that a sprig of parsley? (NSFW Text)
Got a wrong text: "Hey, now is my chance!... ABORT!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!"
I'm not very good at the whole sexy text thing...
introduced her to reddit yesterday, got these texts today.
C'mon, Google, we know you're not that naive... [nsfw text]
How do you like yours? (NSFW text)
Drunk texting a girl I hooked up with :(
Seeing my girlfriend again after a few weeks apart, I made this for her the following
The Pope the Catholic Church needs right now (some nsfw text)
Honesty is the best policy. ( NSFW text )
How I know my teenager's been using the graphing calculator NSFW (text)
You should call your mom cuz I found something of hers. NSFW text
My Girlfriend texted me saying how she is going to India next year. This was my reply.
So I decided to lift up the tabletop at my university's library today (NSFW text)

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