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Just me on my throne with a grand total of zero fucks in my possession.  (NSFW text)
Man rapes woman using text via Omegle
So this really happened in a text conversation with my cute neighbor...
Impossible for him to be premature (NSFW text)
Got in a fight with my GF this afternoon. I just received this text from her. Keeper?
When you see it... (NSFW text)
Boobies [NSFW text]
WTF happened to Archie? NSFW(text)
Google is useful, but I think it may dislike me. [NSFW text]
Some random dude just texted me... (NSFW)
Stay Classy, Youtube [NSFW text]
Boom Headshot (NSFW text)
I'm glad I could not only help this young man with his problem but also help him
Me gusta the draw function on Chatroulette. (NSFW text) (First post!)
He does make a compelling argument (NSFW Text)
100% Natural Energy [NSFW Text]
Best auto-correct ever. (throwaway, NSFW text)
I just found your new wallpaper [NSFW - text]
So my mom texts me....
Wanted to respond to an eMail at work with a picture depicting someone enthusiastically
Rack City (NSFW Text)
When YouTubers get angry - NSFW text
So my friend got a text today....(stickman NSFW)
Found this on my computer and lol'ed. This is probably in bad taste, but I felt it
What is wrong with you? (NSFW text)
So my friend sent me this picture in a text and said " breast cancer awareness
4chan plays a game [NSFW text]
Youtube bothers me sometimes. Pedo's. Pedo's everywhere. (NSFW text)
The lengths some people will go to win on the internet... (nsfw text)
Thought this was going in a completely different direction... (Possibly NSFW text)
it's like they don't even try to make it look real NSFW text
[NSFW text] Oh come on Facebookers, stop this shi- wait, what?
Finally got fed up with getting texts meant for "Dennis"....then WTF (nsfw
I get a text from my friend regarding Clint Eastwood's daughter (NSFW)
Surely don't vex her, right? [nsfw text]
Googled random dog question, came up with an unexpected result (NSFW text)
"I felt like a Hero..." [NSFW Text]
Found this through a random imgur image finder. I've never seen anyone point this
How me and my friends play scrabble (nsfw text)
Got a random text and decided to mess with the guy.
142 If only she knew. 143 .... [why are these text purple?!]
This Music Reviewer gets it (NSFW text)
My best friend likes to keep me updated.. (NSFW text)
Best text message to start my day with a laugh. This is from the husband. Nsfw language.
....? (NSFW TEXT)
My first omegle experience. (long) (true) (NSFW text)
People are getting creative with text books sorta NSFW for bad drawing
So I was sexting my girlfriend on Skype and saw a golden opportunity. [NSFW Text]
I'll text you later....much later...;)
Nothing has ever escalated that quickly. (NSFW text)
*NSFW*  Unsure of the source, as it's been flying around in group texts, but I believe
Omegle text chat in a nutshell.
This is the text....
Trolling my balls when the wrong number texts. (NSFW)ish
A friend got this text this morning.
What my buddy did for Halloween [text]
Well, that just seems RIGHT up Reddit's alley...(NSFW text)
Gino Pietermaai speaks the truth about condoms (NSFW text)
Ladies and Gentlemen: I present to you, Pikapoon. [OC] [NSFW Text]