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I'm Not Kidding

Build-A-Bear is not just for kids (slightly NSFW)
she might not look like a bimbo…but sucking your class mates cock in a car full
Fuck you, grocery store! I'm taking 2 cookies, and I'm not even a kid!
As a parent, just relieved to find out this is not my kid!!!
My kid has an extra half thumb. Getting removed next week. Does it belong here? Not
New tat, hopefully this will remind me not to be a "bad" kid anymore :)
{DAE] OMG GUISE DIS CAMP IS S0 NOT SAFE FOR YUR KiDS !!1!11!! #OMG #WTF #EWWW #YOLO
"Wider. Wider... Whoa! Not that wide kid!" Butthole (F)riday continues...
My Little Pony is NOT for kids.
I'm so tired of being called "cute" and "adorable". I'm a {f}ull-figured
I'm so tired of being called "cute" and "adorable". I'm a {f}ull-figured
Your kid is most likely not busy being a Cyberbully
"Fresh out the shower," as the kids say. Slowly becoming very happy with
Lights on on Pirates. The kid behind me did NOT like the loud voice making announcements
40yo M. 200lbs. 2 jobs, kids, no time for the gym. First day off in awhile...why
freshly divorced 45 with 2 kids! not to shabby.
Pushing 40 with no kids... technically I'm a COUGAR not a MILF. ;)
Having kids really destroyed my body, i used to be a hottie, believe it or not ;)
[F, 18] I posted a pretty long time ago under my personal account, and I thought
40[F] Post 3 kids. Not feeling too sexy. Thoughts?
22M/5'8"/130-ish lbs, just got home from the gym. I'm trying to not be the skinny
She has curves, she has kids and she has me not able to get enough.
Ordered some stickers for my kids from AliExpress, and found this gem amongst them.
If in one culture a kid's parents tell him that stabbing someone is okay, and a child
[32]It's Saturday, so why the hell not? This is for all you single moms with the
My wife said that I’m not getting unlocked until she wants kids, so I should get
The kid is not her son
46, 3 kids and not slowing down yet (f46)
[Oc] First post here. Not bad for 2 kids eh?
Wife at a public beach when the kids are not around
My GF is a slutty teen mom and it's not my kid. What would you do to her?
Something about not wanting more kids?
First post -44F mom of 2 here. Please be honest - am I worth your attention? Am I
Who am I kidding, I'm not getting ANY work done today!
W Was Taking the Pic...Going For Sunlight Effect...B4 It Was "All There"
Scrawny as a kid -> overweight early 20's. A gym and lifestyle routine helped.
me, stop shopping in the kid's section? not as long as I fits! (￣ヘ￣)
She'd been told that hers was a non-speaking part, and they had not been kidding.
When kids are not around, that’s how mommy plays! Would you play with me?

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